Not a Lifeguard

HaAaaaannaaaahhhhhh. @1happyhammy on twit/insta

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[brood-mother]

me asking my friends to beta my writing

[ruinedchildhood]

Current Mood

[secrevts]

*talks about reincarnation loudly in local diner*

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

“Does God stay in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He created?”

-Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2

[carbonfiberpersonality]

Raw dialogue masterpost

[sunfortune]

very hilarious and bold of marvel to expect me to give one single fuck about whether vision lived or died 

[sunfortune]

wanda: omg if we destroy the stone now vision will die :((

me: 

[bigblanchett]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

i shouldn’t have toked before getting on tumblr today

[childhoodruiner]

Please rise for the National Anthem..

[childhoodruiner]

[oy--gevalt]

[serotnin]

being self-aware enough to realize you’re being irrational but still not being able to stop anything

[bpd-hyena-deactivated20170923]

[yesterdaysprint]

Detroit Free Press, Michigan, June 30, 1940

[selena-soto]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[omega3]

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[im-leaving-goodbye-deactivated2]