just vibin

[wingedbeings]

girlboss? no. boyloser. guyfailure. dudenobody

[grecoromanyaoi]

betray, belittle, boytoy

[hyrude]

cool six pack bro. she let me hit bc i sewed pockets into her favorite dress

[hyrude]

cool tesla, man, really. she let me hit bc i meal prep

[hyrude]

sick mansion. she let me hit cuz i shared my curly girl routine and it completely fixed her frizz problem

[thyrell]

every time staff tries to make this website more hostile to posting the posts get better

[semusepsu]

staff never finishes the antibiotics and the resistant posters proliferate

[zouisbreakup]

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

[ravonix]

1t’s r34lly g0nna b3 th3 R4WR1NG 20s w1th 3v3ryb0dy typ1ng l1k3 th1s

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

It is officially Robert Pattinson matching the tablecloth Tuesday everyone!!!!

[notoriousbeing]

this is the last robert pattinson matching the tablecloth tuesday in 2021

[beanisle]

[lmaonade]

idk what the fuck this is or does but it looks like the coolest little beetle ever

[huffylemon]

[yvfu]

are you gay

I want a lawyer

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Carnally?

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

[second-order-simulacra]

[moviequotes3]

austin powers was so fucked for doing this

[midamdotlivejournaldotcom]

the fact that chuck invented adam for cheap drama, then totally forgot about him only to discover that adam had turned his most mindlessly loyal son against him… iconic

[midamdotlivejournaldotcom]

this is so deranged tho. this is how you know adam and michael existed outside the story. “character slowly learns and grows due to the power of love” is not a chuck storyline. that was all them.

[party-gilmore]

I forgot about Adam Milligan for a minute and thought this was about Thee Adam...

...which, fascinatingly, still makes sense.

Chuck makes mankind because he's bored and wants some cheap drama. His previously most loyal son, the lightbringer, the morning star, so enflamed by jealously over the shiny new toys he turns against Chuck's creation with the intent of temptation and fucking it all up.

Which then makes me scream and laugh wildly because that means this VERY SPECIFIC OCCURANCE had now happened twice, right down to the name of the human.

[toastbutteregg]

[travalicious]

[eleventhearl-deactivated2024022]

i have never seen home alone but i know one thing about it. danny devito is there

[eleventhearl-deactivated2024022]

ok turns out i know zero things about home alone