Clockwork Red Panda

Often, I'll post sketches and comic work...when I remember to...

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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

[hanari502]

EXCUSE YOU

[rice-baller]

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

[blinkpen]

u guys realize the sun is a thing right it’s been out for awhile now

[khatoblepas]

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

[misshoneywheeler]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[o-kurwa]

[you-do-not-know]

okay but can i eat that

[beardedmrbean]

Forbidden cake

[hubblegleeflower]

This is not a cake of honor.

[therandomninjakitty]

[thereddestpotato]

Don’t you mean

[unedopinion]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

I don't think there's ever been a funnier piece of lore in a video game then the etymology of the word "gun" in FFXIV

[estrogenpatchnotes]

@wibbley-wobble So in XIV lore there was a queen named Gunhilder who ruled a country that was conquered by the big bad guy nation, galemald, and she had a royal guard called “gunhilder’s blades” who fought with swords that had triggers on them and were used for channeling magic, and these were called gunblades after the royal guard, When garlemald conquered bozja they copied the design of their swords but garleans can’t use magic so to adopt their fighting style they switched to a mechanical design that used black powder. Later on firearms were developed off of this concept and since they were “gunblades without the blade” people started calling them guns.

[bogleech]

masterpiece world building actually

[paranoir-antares]

you know what's even better? that lore is a magicalized remix of the word's irl etymology and i think that's brilliant

[bogleech]

Oh. it’s just real. It was really that silly.

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Tumblr is the only site I know of where you can make a post like “me and my girlfriend love to drink water” and someone will reblog it and tag it with some shit that is so divorced from the actual post like “frunkus and grinky except instead of drink water they love to play jenga at girgalon’s tower”

[authorkims]

[iconuk01]

I mean, I knew he was a legend, and a world respected art conniseur (on top of countless other achievements), but "The Nightmare Before Christmas" part is new to me.

[notbomb]

He was an avid chef and wrote an entire goddamn cookbook.

He was a lifelong member of PFLAG after his daughter came out as a lesbian.

Basically Vincent Price was one of the best humans to ever exist.

[iconuk01]

More than one cookbook.

His daughter also says that when she came out to him, he replied

"You know, I know just how you feel because I have had these deep, loving relationships with men in my life and all my wives were jealous."

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A truly amazing human being <3

[bogleech]

I want to hear his santa voice :(

[ectoimp]

Finally! Side view! Look at that pattern

[shadow-arcanist-deactivated2020]

pretty sure that shrimp knows teleportation

[ectoimp]

All shrimp are skilled at teleportation.

[trashboat]

i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november

we’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves

[celepom]

They put up a sign

[hockeylvr42]

WHAT

[captain-naft]

Ever Given fans reading this post like:

[harukami]

I think it’s really important, for non-Vancouverites, that you know some additional layers of the joke to this, because this shit’s got history:

One of our parks has an abstract statue in it of someone reclining.

In Nov 2012, an artist made a sign as a joke, “Dude Chilling Park”, which looked exactly like our official Parks Board signs (except for the official park boards seal). 

The Vancouver Parks Board removed the sign but, after a whole lot of petitions, they put in an official one a year and a half later, also “Dude Chilling Park”, but now with the proper seal attached.

 Fast forward 7 years later. We have horrible floods. A barge washes up on Sunset Beach and gets grounded there. It has yet to be removed.

The Vancouver Parks Board, unprompted, adds a “Barge Chilling Beach” sign.

…Also, they announced this by tweet:

[vbartilucci]

Excuse me, but are we gonna just fly right past “Barge Simpson”?

[doushk]

I'm 84...

[iamthemagicks]

[fanoffandom]

76, actually better than I thought I'd do

[vbartilucci]

I am so old, THIS is why I know Coachella...

[wilwheaton]

I am 75, and I will never go to Covidchella.

[theorangestpanda]

Huh, 86 and literally had the thought “is this what the young people listen to these days??”

[toastbutteregg]

id be so scared LOL

[ad-post-it]

They’re silent flyers, if they ran like this you know they’d find a way to not make a noise. If I saw a bipedal white fluffballs jogging around without making a single sound I’m getting the fuck outta dodge.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I want that heat misers head on a pike

[transmortifried]

gotcha covered

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Alright well. You did follow the instructions given

[netherworldpost]

“I deserve this” Neumann Marcus?

[netherworldpost]

I have spent too much time on this.

[capricornpropaganda]

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

[witchoil]

@stsathyre looking kinda dire out here :////

[adhoption]

PvP areas

[thyrell]

hey why the fuck is the map like that

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

alternate timeline where america is run by bees

[kittydoom]

Oh shit I’m on one of the PvP servers y’all

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

[godkillerbrigade]

ROMAN SOLDIER: halt, strange person! where are you from?

TIME TRAVELER: i come from the future. what are your names?

ROMAN SOLDIER: my name is QUINTUS, as i am the fifth child in my family. my comrade is SEXTUS, for he was the sixth child in his family. what is your name?

TIME TRAVELER: my name’s LIV

ROMAN SOLDIER: [starts counting on his fingers as his eyes open in fear]

[rabbitindisguise]

Hang on I need to google something

[rabbitindisguise]

Yeah this is funny

[everythingfox]

Golden tortoise beetles

(via)

[subdio]

So pretty! Also fun, apparently (though Wikipedia says citation needed) these beetles play dead when disturbed.

@elodieunderglass

[bogleech]

The gold sheen of these beetles is achieved because at the microscopic level, the shell is made of multiple layers with fluid filling the gaps, so what we’re seeing is the sunlight reflecting off that fluid like the sparkling surface of a lake!

These beetles can “tighten” their shell layers to divert the fluid and instantly reveal their true natural coloration, which is usually a duller red or brown. This confuses predators, who think the shiny beetle has suddenly disappeared, because, interesting fact, most animals are stupid