Women's Rights? Sure... A right to be in the kitchen!
O: I marked the Paul Ryan ad as "Sexually Explicit"!
R: It's his eyes, I feel like he's undressing me.
O: RIGHT! And then telling me that I MUST have babies!
R: Especially rape babies!
O: Because apparently not all rape is legitimate...
R: Nope and ya'll can shut down the reproductive process if it is!
O: I KNOW! Magic vagina! All this time I have been taking the pill, when all I really needed to do was pretend I was getting raped!! I could have saved SOOO much money on my dirty whore pills!!










