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Soft boy. Tender beef.
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#sweetest avenger
Soft boy. Tender beef.
Iām still not over the fact that Hermione Jean Granger managed to snag a famous international quidditch star as her date to the yule ball like. This is the FUNNIEST SHIT. Hermione isnāt even into quidditch. She didnāt even do anything. Viktor Krum just fell for this 15 year old muggle-born girl who spends all her spare time in the library and had never heard of the most famous quidditch player in the world before her best friends took her to the world cup. AMAZING.
On that note every single boy Hermione has dated in canon is a jock. Amazing.
Half the notes on this post are people asking if Ron counts as a jock and I fucking lose it every time. Ron was more excited about Harry getting on the quidditch team than Harry was.Ā
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Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.
Iām just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lubeā¦..
It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means itās safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).
And itās kosher!
This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.
āCrisco, you can fuck with it!ā
āRitually pure for both dairy AND meat!ā
Iām so glad Iām alive to read these headlines
Netflix is kink shaming everyone and Iām here for it
Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?
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āFellas, is it gay to be a good father?ā
Shout out to Harry Hill
Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.
Oddly enough, he didnāt buy it.Ā
I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.
Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip wonāt open the door.
Lazy git.
⦠that policeman is my dadā¦
at least you know he had a good day
Commissioner Gordon: If I shine this light into the sky, a man dressed like Dracula shows up.
Internal Affairs Investigator: Iām not sure how thatās a good use of tax doll-
Commissioner Gordon: He brings us lots of inadmissible evidence.
Are you fucking kidding me?Ā You know how this would actually go?
Commissioner Gordon: *slaps roof* You know how much overtime I donāt have to pay on account of this bad boy?
Internal Affairs Investigator: Yeah, but stillā
Commissioner Gordon: I just turn it on, and instead of paying a whole precinct time-and-a-half to never see their families, a guy dressed as a bat punches whoever weāre looking for a bunch of times and dumps them in the parking lot.
Internal Affairs Investigator: Thatās notā
Commissioner Gordon: Sometimes I fire it up just to see who we get.Ā Itās like having a cat that brings you guys with twenty warrants out for their arrest instead of dead birds.
Internal Affairs Investigator: Okay, but you canāt tell people that.Ā Like, we canāt say it out loud.
Commissioner Gordon: So I shouldnāt have told the FBI they could borrow it if they ever feel like clearing their most-wanted list?
People tend to forget why Gordon even looks towards a vigilante and his vigilante family.
Guy who beats up those criminals is less likely to be on the take.
Internal Affairs Investigator: This is so illegal.
Commissioner Gordan: Yeah well my city get regular visits from a terrorist with a fear toxin, a guy in a suit with a fetish for flightless birds and a clown who gases half my precinct for a joke all while Iād bet the other half take bribes. Iāll take whoever I can fucking get.
oh kob, youāre so wrong, itās not the other half,itās that half plus everybody not in his unit (and even then heās had to purge a few).
why does i wont say im in love from hercules go so hard
okay, so, I did a little lazy wikipedia-ing on this, and.Ā holy shit.Ā Ā
āMenken originally composed a āsoaringā ballad entitled āI Canāt Believe My Heartā for Meg to sing in the film,[2] which he had intended to serve as a solo that conveys the heroine falling in love with Hercules.[3][4] However, Megās supervising animator Ken Duncan disagreed with Menkenās song because he believed the character was ātoo toughā and āhardened by lifeā to perform such a soft ballad.[2] The writers agreed that Meg āwasnāt a ballad kind of girl.ā[5] Therefore, Menken was prompted to write āI Wonāt Say (Iām in Love)ā, the style of which he based on some of the girl group songs he had written for his stage musical Little Shop of Horrors ā
Guys.Ā GUYS.Ā This:
Was based on THIS
Which was, of course, inspired by THIS
So basically, the song is the fucking Supremes by way of Broadway SET IN ANCIENT GREECE WITH STRAIGHT UP MAGICAL BACKUP SINGERS FFS
Oh, and, speaking of which: the Muses were played by, like, Legit Broadway Professionals, and Susan Egan who played Meg was apparently super humbled working with them and was basically just going as hard as she could in order to keep up, lmao.Ā Ā
āFamiliar with singers Cheryl Freeman, Lillias White, Vaneese Y. Thomas, LaChanze and Roz Ryanās Broadway work, Egan felt intimated by their powerful voices and riffing abilities.[7] Egan recalled, āAlan would say, āOkay Lillias (White), just do a riff over there and LaChanze, you do a little something over here and Susan, just at the end, get from this note to this note and just do a riff.ā I raise my hand and Iām like, āUmm, can you plunk it out on the piano?ā He looks at me like, āAre you kidding?āā[7] While it took Egan half an hour to solidify only one of her riffs, the other singers recorded multiple takes of theirs within that same time; Egan was greatly humbled by the experience.ā
So, uh, yeah.Ā Thatās a basic rundown of some of the reasosn why āwonāt say Iām in loveā goes so fucking hard, lol.Ā Ā
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