otakubagel

~~~~~~~~she her, 5'3", i need more friends~~~~~~~~~~~ 

[setokaibathesolitairechampion]

From the producers who saw Shrek

[whisperstims]

[hurrdurrimahooman-deactivated20]

@letters-to-lgbt-kids

[letters-to-lgbt-kids]

Thankyou for tagging me! What a beautiful, lovely edit! <3 

[zooophagous]

Look buddy, if I find a deep sea isopod in my house it’s because I damn well put it there

[teethsoup]

@glumshoe

[glumshoe]

that’s what you get for building your house on the ocean floor

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

This meme is out of control

[yuniethe3rd]

this is beautiful

[dangerously-human]

This is one of those memes that’s going to last a week and then fade into oblivion until it’s brought up in some “remember when” rant in three years, isn’t it?

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[cozza-frenzy]

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

[xxxtictacion]

The origins of the mission status: sick image

[heckifiknowcomics]

for the high-brow crowd

[heckifiknowcomics]

hang in there buddy.

[brucebocchi]

this is a real tweet

[abstractgayconcept-deactivated2]

cute gender neutral things to call your s/o:

- chef

- competitor

- judge

- host ted allen

- the chopping block

- *gasp* the woNTONS

[pyrexvisean-deactivated20181125]

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

[transgenderer]

guns don’t kill people, horses kill people

[casualhottubharmony]

guess again

[meangirlnurse]

from now on all of my reaction images are gonna come from ChristianPhotoshops.com

[lethalneuroses]

tfw you wash your face

[lethalneuroses]

when you see a bad post on tumblr dot com

[shut-up-hippie]

When you finally become one with T H E  V O I D

[meangirlnurse]

see this one is fun because it’s now easy to crudely photoshop anything you want into this man’s chest

[transmortifried]

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, EDBOY

[linda-belcher]

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

[moggadeet]

at least we have this

[theotakubagel]

parents: come here

me: okay

me thinking: oh my god they know everything I knew this would happen I should have deleted everything I knew it fuck I'm done for

parents: how do you send this e-mail?

[tinas-belcher]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]