Where the snail is goin' to

Colin, 32, he/him. Just posting whatever tbh 🏳️‍⚧️

[theothernovelist]

Maybe you need to see Miss Jellybean getting chin scritches so here’s Bean getting chin scritches

[pangur-and-grim]

if I do succumb to temptation, these are the names I'm considering:

Soggy

Furcas

Furfur

Purson

Puck

Boye

Slugger

[pangur-and-grim]

putting potential faces to the names, just to help. also:

Marbas

Shax

Crusher

Brutus

Butch

Viper

Striker

Ripper

[pangur-and-grim]

that is literally my number 1 favourite thing to do, so:

what should I name my wuppy dog?

Slugger

Butch

Viper

Soggy

Brutus

Striker

Remaining time: 18 hours 35 minutes

[radawaycunt]

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

[radawaycunt]

AND we kissed, also

[penandinkprincess]

the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

[blond-shell]

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[girl070187580445803647]

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[im-mender]

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

[lizord-lord]

[girlwuke]

got called out by pastel knee socks

[mrsterlingeverything]

Okay

[orcboxer]

[beardedmrbean]

[vivian-the-barbarian]

@uwathebestgirl

[the-eldritch-angel]

I think this one speaks for itself

[punkitt-is-here]

db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers

[punkitt-is-here]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

[teaboot]

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

[teaboot]

Fuck my baka life

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

[awaiting-my-clearest-skies]

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[bugdotpng]

i was so charmed by this post i made a motivational poster

[alivehouse]

i dont know. thats scary