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I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.
He didnāt luck out, he worked hard for that rep
he really didnāt though
he was just kind of a garden-variety creep, but the rumor mill did all the work for him and now heās a banger disco song
to be fair, neither could Rasputin. Alexei very much continued to have haemophilia.
isnāt the current theory that he seemed to heal faster and have more spoons when Rasputin was around because Rasputin wouldnāt let the doctors give him aspirin, a blood thinner?
Ra Ra Rasputin Russiaās wellness scamming fiend
Fun fact: the conspirator whoād been made responsible for preparing the poison for Rasputin, Stanislaus de Lazovert, was a medical intern whoād studied under the exact same doctor who kept trying to treat Tsarevich Alexeiās hemophilia with aspirin.
Like, I feel like this should be taken into account when evaluating reports of Rasputinās miraculous immunity to poison.
Did the guy who shot him also study under that doctor?
No, Felix Yusupov was just a useless nerd who thought he knew how murder worked because heād read a book.
Based on the available historical evidence, the most likely sequence of events is as follows:
The conspirators attempt to kill Rasputin with poison-laced cakes, but fail; itās unknown whether this is because de Lazovert fucked up the poison, because Rasputin ā who had a well-known dislike of sweets ā didnāt go in on the cakes as heavily as they expected, or just because a poisoned cake is a really stupid idea. Ā
Seeing that the poison has failed, Yusupov gets Rasputin alone for a moment and shoots him once in the chest, causing him to fall senseless to the floor. Because heās a useless nerd who thinks he knows how murder works because he read a book, Yusupov is unaware that a single handgun shot is very unlikely to be immediately fatal, and neglects to finish Rasputin off, instead leaving the room to confer with his fellow conspirators. Ā
When the conspirators return to retrieve Rasputinās body, he recovers from the shock of the initial gunshot and attacks them. Following some general panic, a third conspirator, Vladimir Purishkevich, opens up guns blazing; Purishkevich manages to miss several times in spite of being at point-blank range, but eventually strikes Rasputin in the head, killing him instantly. Ā
The conspirators beat the shit out of Rasputinās body just to be sure, then proceed to make a complete clownshow out of disposing of the corpse; the remainder of Rasputinās injuries are sustained postmortem.
Pretty much everything else about Rasputinās miraculous invincibility is invented whole cloth, much of it by Yusupov himself in order to build himself up in his own published memoirs.
(As icing on the incompetently poisoned cake, elements of Yusupovās memoirs were later incorporated into the 1932 film Rasputin and the Empress, which led to Yusupov suing MGM Studios for libel because the film strongly implies that Rasputin was fucking Yusupovās wife. The precedent set by that lawsuit is the reason those āsimilarities to any real person living or dead are coincidentalā disclaimers exist.)
That last fact took me off at the knees.
Please take a moment to appreciate that the first sci fi heroes Fry thinks of are all women.
this was specifically to take the piss out of the showās male fans btw
EVERY show should take the piss out of their male fans.
I FUCKING LOVE NYLE xkjsjndkjansd
i think video games should be more abstract and depressing i think there should be a wuthering heights video game where you just wander through the moors until you give up and perish of consumption
OP clearly doesnāt play enough indie games bc literally a third of them are abstract walks through someoneās depressing memories/dreams until someone dies
Dear Esther...
I kind of wish that the idea that you can just beĀ was a little more mainstream.
Like, having drive and ambition is great. But it gets drilled in kidsā heads that there is some pressure to constantly be looking for the next move up, to be bigger than life. It wears you down to never be satisfied.
Not everyone is destined for greatness. It just doesnāt suit some people.
Thereās nothing wrong with having a quiet life, making enough to get by, having a small apartment where youāre comfortable, and just living. You donāt have to constantly be looking to go onward and upwards. Sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is to just be.
āIt is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.ā -J.R.R. Tolkien
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OK, then
Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesnāt sparkle like the others, and Bella saying āYouāre the prettiestā followed immediately by Edward saying āI have to disagreeā right in front of her
Like I get Edward canāt turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like āoh honey I think youāre the best looking one here.ā And then your dad walks in like āWhat? No sheās not.ā
this is so fucking funny bruh Iām physically crying bc I forgot smeyer needed her self-insert to be so not-like-other-girls that not even her kid could be complimented more highly than her by her own damn parents sjsjggzksndhxkdjdbshsissks
Worldās Best Father right hereĀ
Ok but now that Iām re-reading the text....
Why does it come across like Edward means
No, you bland looking child. It is I who is the prettiest.
Me and the other ex-evangelicals watching this r/n
A lot of people were curious about this one !
So hereās a little explanation of me being a āpan oriented aroaceā
Of course, thatās just my own experience, and other oriented aroace can have different ones.
Keep reading
You know this is how it went down
It me
how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aangās spine with a kick
#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads
i had an idea
shit man i wasnāt expecting this to hit as hard as it did.
why is peach smiling
Why else? Sheās the one responsible for giving him amnesia.
Hey guys, good post, quick question: what the heck
Oh, so THIS is the first part of that comic
Wait, what comic
This one
This post hit me with āwait what the fuckā three times over now