Anj 🤠

“Fútbol is life” USMNT, Man City, and Mason Mount Formula 1 stan Papaya on top

[slutforpringles]

[subaru-copilot]

[lailau7904]

i thought tumblr might enjoy this joke as well

[thepeanutpan]

How am I just now finding out Danny Ric has a girlfriend 😭

[berrytart]

ok we just laughed until our ribs got tired. Now what

[berrytart]

fuck!!!!!!!!!!

[maxedes]

[fckmebarnes]

"people are allowed to dislike things"

WRONG. NO ONE is allowed to dislike bucky barnes.

[thepeanutpan]

It’s been ages since I’ve posted; life has been a mess, so I’ve been lurking in the shadows 😂

I got some of the best news recently. I’ve been out of work since November of 2022, right around the World Cup. It gave me something to focus on and really rekindled my love for the sport. Since then, it dawned on me: why not use my skills and passion for helping others IN the sport? Footie is such a big part of who I am, so it felt natural to dig into that as a possible career path.

After hundreds of applications, I can proudly say I’m going to work for the US national team — wild I can even say that. I’ve been pushing so hard to get to this point and have come to the conclusion that manifesting actually works (TBD on attaining WaG status 🤣).

This is such a pivotal time in US Soccer, and I’m so fuckin happy I can join during all of the excitement leading up to the World Cup.

PS: I’m also in the process of becoming a volunteer for the Club World Cup this summer, so hopefully more to follow!

[iguessricciardo]

[exasperatedsportsfan]

being a city fan has me like…

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

[countingthehours]

what really gets me, after the initial shock, is the fact that what i remember as a group of bright eyed, over ambitious kids are now grown adults who are able to navigate the complexity of this situation.

we not only grew up with the boys, but we grew up with each other.

a lot of us have careers, families, a whole life far detached from the one we used to dedicate to a group of five boys (and their families, hairstylist, bodyguards… even a pigeon). and in one moment, simultaneously and instantly, all those memories came pouring and flooding back.

we grew up, but we never left

[thepeanutpan]

My dad said Berhalter looks like a tapeworm 💀

[thepeanutpan]

Got to witness the threepeat 🙏🏼🦅

[thepeanutpan]

I want someone to look at me the way Trent and Dom look at each other

[thepeanutpan]

I’m trying online dating for the FIRST TIME and I hate how overwhelmed I already am 😭 why can’t I find my prince on the pitch

[thepeanutpan]

Cupid. He can hit me anywhere he wants, I’d say thanks

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[retronotretro-deactivated202003]

I FOUND THE POST

[thepeanutpan]

When someone asks if I’m a small town or big city girl