The Perks of Being a Perks of Being Blog

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Screenshot of tweet by Harley Jarvis @hamtarohoe 

Buff guys typing on laptops meme 

Panel 1: Hey fellas, I hear a lot of calls for abolishing police. But how will we stay safe? 

Panel 2: King, police abolition work is not about defunding every department instantly. It’s about a gradual process of strategically reallocating resources, funding, and responsibility away from police and toward community-based models of safety, support, and prevention. The people who respond to crises in our community should be people who are best equipped to deal with those crises. 

Panel 3: Friend, I want to echo that last statement and dig down a little further. Crime isn’t random. Most of the time, it happens when someone has been unable to meet their basic needs through other means. By shifting money away from police and toward services that actually meet those needs, we’ll be able to get to a place where we won’t need to rob banks. 

Panel 4: Couldn’t have said it better myself, King! This is bigger than just police brutality: it’s about how the prison industrial complex, the drug war. immigration law, and the web of policy, law. and culture that forms our criminal justice system has destroyed millions of lives. and torn apart families. Cops don’t prevent crime; they cause it, through the ongoing, violent disruption of our communities.

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[itchycoil]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

[arandomthot]

Making conversation can be tougher than it seems

[nessaaageee]

This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.

After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.

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[skinoutqueen]

Bitch whet

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[iamnoonewhoareyou]

I made all of these faces in that order

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

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schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[thepowerwithin]

You have done it, my friend. You have gotten through another day. You have succeeded, or you have learned. You have laughed, or you have become rejuvenated. You have done it, and yet another day awaits you tomorrow. Another beautiful day. Are you ready?

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some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

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good

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excellent news

[xx-mama-k-xx]

“This information might upset you” no, actually, I think most of us are pretty chill with this information

[mihgyu]

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

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lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

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or when they write me a check for $100,000

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[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ....... sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

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[bodyglitter]

every day my horoscope is like ‘a secret admirer is coming your way’

[blackqueerblog]

They’ll be the ones to hold our parents accountable 😂. No more passing on generational toxic behaviours.