I am trash.

Words of adive; dont judge others trashiness

[queensarahu]

[srsfunny]

Such An Amazing Transformation

[phoenixbluemusic]

Shout out to all the trans guys/nb people on their periods

You guys are awesome and valid and I am so sorry you have to deal with this. Sending love your way

[patricksowala]

i lowkey wanna do one of those “everyone who reblogs this post will be a picture of ____” things with all the dallon pictures i have from my concerts but i’d be embarrassed if nobody reblogged lmao

[patricksowala]

i’m doing it anyway REBLOG THIS IF YOU WANT A PICTURE OF DALLON WEEKES SUBMITTED TO YOU

[thephantrash-blog]

Good job.

Me: Hummingbirds fap really fast

Friend: *waits for me to realize my mistake*

Other friends: ........

Me: ..... oh

[rpf-bat]

Masterlist of My Work (So Far)

GERARD WAY X READER

Blood (Gallons of the Stuff) x

If You Marry Me…. x

When Our Brothers In Arms Are Gone x

Grey Hairs Are Visible x

I’ve Really Been On A Bender (And It Shows) x

If You Wanted Honesty x

Don’t Leave Me Here (In This House of Wolves) x

They Found You On The Bathroom Floor x

Kick Me Like A Stray x

S-I-N, I S-I-N x

You Don’t Work Here Anymore x

To Unexplain The Unforgivable x

Let’s Use Our Magic Powers With The Children x

My Way Home Is Through You x

I’ll Tell You All How The Story Ends x

All I Want For Christmas Is You x

I Am Not The Singer That You Wanted x

Drinking By The Mausoleum Door x

In The Best Damn Dress I Own x

I Lost My Way In Your City Lights x

Can You Hear Me? x

I’m Really Just Asking To Leave x

Someone Buy Me Roses x

The Ghost of You x

There’s No Way I’m Kissing That Guy x

Sing A Song For California x

What I’d Do Just To Get Back In Her Arms x

Tonight Belongs To Me x

We’re Never Good Enough x

Send You Roses When They Think You Need To Smile x

Your Demons And All The Non-Believers x

Piano Jam x

Highways I Call Home x

She’s Busy Hearing Voices x

This Is The Best Day Ever x

Dolls Are The Last Ones To Mate x

You Think Poor Is Cool x

Vampires Will Never Hurt You x

I Get So Weak x

Your Hopeless Hair x

Can You Take Me Home? x

FRANK IERO X READER

This Night Walk The Dead x

She Can Prove It With A Solid Right Hook x

I’d Photocopy All The Things That We Could Be x

How I Disappear x

…..To Change That Part x

The Drums of The City Rain x

I Wanna Do What’s Right By You x

Please Don’t Listen To A Goddamn Thing They Say x

Animals That Never Paid Attention In School x

The Roar of The Crowd Gave Me Heartache x

When Every Star Fall x

I’m Just A Man x

What The War Did To My Legs And To My Tongue x

Heartbreak, Heartbeats x

MIKEY WAY X READER

Just Like The Leaves Change In Colors x

Fix Your Eyes And Get Up x

Blow Me A Kiss Before She Goes x

Sing It For The Blind x

If You Give Me All You Got x

I Can’t Always Just Forget Her x

The Cameras Pull You Right Back Down x

RAY TORO X READER

The World Never Wanted Me x

I Hate The Ending Myself x

You Could’ve Raised A Baby Girl x

I Can’t Swim (Don’t Rub It In) x

PARTY POISON X READER

If They Get Me And The Sun Goes Down x

FUN GHOUL X READER

Let Me Be The One To Save You x

Kiss My Battery x

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE  X READER

The Five Of Us Are Dying x

NON-SHIPPING

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison? x

Truth Is Now Acceptable x

When I Was A Young Boy x

Like A Secret In Your Throat x

Give Us The Radio x

[nowaymikeyway-deactivated201301]

Mikey Way's fiancée, Sarah

meet Mikey Way’s 19 year old fiancée Sarah

Mikey Way is cheating on his wife Alicia with a teenage fangirl/groupie named Sarah and has been for a while. 

It looks as though this girl Sarah has been a MCR fangirl/lurker for years now, along with her best friend Angie. 

Pictures of Angie from her public Buzznet account http://angieparise.buzznet.com/

not only is she a Frank fangirl, she also loves to pose as Alicia and Eliza (and then point out that she does NOT look like them)

Angie has also attempted to write a wiki entry about Alicia

——-

So here’s a lil bit about Sarah. 

Her name is Sarah Cantergiani, she’s from California but she likes to go by, or once went by, ‘Sarah Dope’ - yes, as in Sarah Dope, Alicia Way’s best friend - fucked UP.

her twitter is http://www.twitter.com/heySarahEm

and Mikey Way is following her back

Mikey also follows her friends Angie and Gigi

the other online accounts Sarah has/had

http://www.twitter.com/AYESarahDope - she follows Alicia from that account

http://www.formspring.me/ayesarahdope - her formspring, where she talks about some interesting fun stuff….

Nope, she doesn’t get @guys in relationships. Only @guys who are married.

funny how she thinks she has the right to talk about ‘God’s judgement’ while sleeping with a married man

being a coke head is cool because it means you’re skinny and hot

and underage drinking is also FUN

so is getting into fistfights 

‘used to’

of course

ha!

so you’re happy sleeping with married men and destroying families? cool

lawlsauce

you had no problem fucking a married guy and getting engaged to him while he’s still married while also creeping and stalking his wife

talking about her abortions….

then she got pregnant again, this time she decided to keep the baby

her stickam account is  http://www.stickam.com/sarahdopehaha and all her followers are weird men

now comes the juicy stuff

in early November, Alicia Way did an interview after a wrestling match

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NBRx42aOEs

She mentions Mikey, her HUSBAND and jokes about their last name ‘Way’. 

ALSO, Mikey and Alicia also spent Christmas together, with Gerard and Lindsey Way, Chantal and James Euringer, Jessicka and Christian Addams and Frances Bean Cobain and her fiance.

Here are tweets

only a few days after Christmas, Mikey was ‘boobtiming’ with his girlfriend Sarah. If you look at the date, it says ‘4w’, meaning 4 weeks ago. Just after Christmas. ‘Facetiming w/my baby :)`

a week after that, another picture of Mikey with the caption ‘So handsome I could die’ - also note the comment from one of her friends asking if that was ‘G-eazy’ to which Sarah replied ‘g-eazy as in Gerard? lol’

‘Our fortune teller cards’ - 3 weeks ago

‘Fade into you’ - 3 weeks ago

and then, Mikey and Sarah got engaged…- 3 weeks ago. only ONE WEEK after spending Christmas with his WIFE and their family and friends

note: Mikey is still married to his WIFE Alicia

he met Sarah’s family (the little boy is her son)

‘Family breakfast time’ - 2 weeks ago

and they continue to instagram pictures of them together

‘Driving in Hollywood traffic BUNT’ - 1 week ago

‘Silly faces @gigleal @angie_parise @dittothepug’

note: ‘dittothepug’ is Mikey - he also has a secret instagram account under that name

http://instagram.com/dittothepug - ‘Michael’

‘The case for my baby’s iPhone heheh’ - picture of herself - 6 days ago

‘#santacruz’ - 5 days ago

another one of Sarah and her son

‘Smoke Break: LOVERS EDITION’ - 2 days ago

ALL OF THESE PICTURES ARE FROM HER PUBLIC INSTAGRAM/WEBSTAGRAM ACCOUNT

http://web.stagram.com/n/heysarahem/ @heysarahem on instagram (Mikey follows her!)

YOU CAN LOOK IT UP YOURSELF. You can check all the links and the information I’ve just given you but you better do it quickly because she will most likely delete everything once she realizes it’s out in the open. She already deleted her profile on model mayhem (ayesarahdope).

And pay special attention to the TIMELINE. He has been cheating on Alicia for weeks! He spent Christmas with her and there are recent appearances of them together, looking happy. At the same time he is seeing Sarah. And gets ENGAGED to her. How disrespectful and humiliating. Mikey Way, you are not the person I thought you were.

And worst of all, Mikey and Sarah, you’ve been SLOPPY with your shit. This was FAR TOO EASY. 

[thephantrash-blog]

not sure if I should be reblogging this or not..

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[certified-fresh-memes]

Best stuff on the internet

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

this is my favourite thing

[proqressions-deactivated2014021]

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

[urdreamgirll-deactivated2016061]

This really worked I wished for an iPhone 6 and I got a fucking iPhone 6

[4-02am]

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED

[exotichoe]

@fuck-yo-feelingsss OMGG FATIMA MY WISH IS GONNA COME TRUE 😂😂

[bliss-folly]

BLISSFOLLY

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

THIS WORKS, IVE USED IT SO MANY TIMES AND ONLY REALISE IT WORKS NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AND SEE HOW THINGS WORKED OUT OMF

[exxoticsugar-xo-deactivated2025]

Yo. This actually works lol

Reblog forever.

[mesovideo-blog]

Stock photos are a gift to the internet

[ansgar-amergin]

What in the actual fuck

[thephantrash-blog]

Honestly I would probably do these

[illegal-meme-grower]

when u buy ur dog a toy but he feelin suicidal

[thephantrash-blog]

smh

[jaypurcell-blog]

[thephantrash-blog]

Like mcr5

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

literally the world

[jemeryl]

LOL

[thephantrash-blog]

I-

[brokenheartedcubscout]

[selenoplexia]

I envy his hair

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[thephantrash-blog]

When all you know is numbers

[123456carouseltest]

Don’t buy furniture until you see this site!

[thephantrash-blog]

THE LIGHTS