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@thephilosophyofdeduction
scene iâve been imagining a lot lately: guy orders a big mac from mcdonalds and asks the person at the counter âhey how do you eat this?â and the cashier says âyou bite off a piece of it and chew it and swallow itâ and the customer says âi seeâŠjust like at the other mcdonaldsâ
The Columbus Daily Advocate, Kansas, June 7, 1918
And not until the year 2017 will such a thing happen again here. At that future time none of us will care a whoop about it.
For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. Itâs much more rare for cars to wag their tails but it means the same as it does when a dog does it. This cat is curious and proud and playing. It keeps looking at its owner too, like âLOOK AT ME, DADâ and itâs so rare to get videos of cats this happy. This is fucking rad
Nope.. wagging tails means anger or irritation in cat body language.
hey yâall, hope you donât mind me stepping in!
youâre both right :) a wagging tail means the cat is highly stimulated (think coiled spring, ready to go off). depending on the situation, this can be interpreted differently - just like people can smile nervously at job interviews vs. happily grin at friends.
in most cases, itâs safe to interpret overstimulation as âyouâre doing something to amp up the cat & it wants you to stopâ (ex. unwanted petting). it should be seen as a warning; all that pent-up energy COULD be released as a swat or bite.
BUT in this case, that tail-wagging âfrustrationâ is the stimulation that comes from problem-solving (where can I jump? is it safe to go here?) and the excitement of play. itâs good to be wary of âcuteâ animals vids, but this seems like an unproblematic video!
Iâd like to add to thisâjust look at world-famous box-loving cat, Maru, who wags his tail every time he stuffs his body into a box or other small object. Heâs clearly not about to attack the person behind the camera! Itâs definitely based on stimulation, but more to the point of âahhh FINALLY Iâve gotten into the small space, now how do I get the rest of me insideâ:
i love everything about cats ever always
this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen
Grace and Frankie
(teleports to 13th century europe) Nobody on their phones. What a beautiful sight :) (peasant beside me cherishes his last gasp of amazement at my clean ass jordans as he dies of common fever)
This may just be the cutest thing iâve ever watched omg
This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer
this is actually super fucking smartass of them
Yes! Thank god they actually mentioned men in breast cancer awareness. It may be less likely but a lot of men die because they donât think they can get it.
Perfect gift the artist friend out there.Â
Feel free to grab one: HERE
I have one that is wooden but itâs not as pliable. These are amazing! đ
The best part of this is that whoever was posing them clearly knows a lot about body language. Like, The one of the dude with the gun just keeps taking my breath away. Theyâve got his hips pushed forward, feet the perfect distance apart. They have him in a stable and powerful pose and I love it.
Same with the couple dancing. Spot. Fucking. On.
I've been told you'd like to hear about my Grandmother...
My grandmother got married in 1962, to a young man in the military. For a wedding present, their parents bought them a house in a nice suburb. White picket fence, whole 9 yards. Not long after they moved in, the next door neighbor planted a mullberry tree on the side of his property, near my grandparentâs driveway. Nothing seemed amiss, but if you know Mullberry Trees, you know that sh*t is about to get real.
About 15 years later, the mullberry tree was OBNOXIOUS. The birds would come and eat the berries, and any car parked in the driveway would get sh*t on, and it would stain the cars and ruin paint jobs. My grandmother, upon realizing the culprit, baked a nice apple pie, walked next door, and asked the neighbor if heâd mind trimming back the branches of the tree that hung over her driveway. He told her not to worry, heâd get to it soon. Three days later, my grandmother opened her door to find a half-eaten pie in the plate, crawling with ants, and a note that said âI changed my mind.â
My grandmother threw out the pie, cursing up a storm, and swearing up and down sheâd get him to trim that tree or get him back. City ordinance said she could not trim the tree, as the roots were on his property, so the whole tree was his property.
As the years went by, my grandmother repeatedly asked him, ever so nicely, to trim it back. His responses were always along the lines of âNoâ and âF*ck off.â Finally, in the mid-90s, my grandmother retired, and received a large bonus from her employer for her 35 years of work. She took the money, and bought the empty lot on the other side of the neighbor, then went to a nursery and bought 16 mullberry trees, planting them along her property line, on both sides of his property. About 3 years ago, he became angry at the damage they were doing to his cars, and cut them all back without permission. My grandmother took him to court, and he was forced to reimburse her for the trees at a markup because theyâd had 10 years to grow.
âŠ. That is hardcore on a level I hardly knew existed.
Thats a level of salty i can only pray I achieve
THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:
THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWERâS BIRTH
THE NOVEL âDRACULAâ
THE NOVELS âTHE TIME MACHINEâ AND âWAR OF THE WORLDSâ BY H.G. WELLS
THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES
THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH
⊠Okay. I believe you. But like⊠how?
NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK
YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.
No no no no no!
Donât write fanfic!
Those things are in the public domain!
You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!
Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!
what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted
Fight! Fight!
Somebody please
I donât think ppl realize that the oldest âmillenialsâ are like 30+ now. We know what vhs tapes and CDs are. If you mean teenagers, say teenagers.
im 21 and grew up with vhs and cds. literally youâd have to be under 18 to not know about them.
And even then, most kids under 18 know what they are because they typically had a VCR kickin around to watch disney or old movies on.
most ppl used their VHS/VCR until around 2005-2007 so you literally have to be 15ish and under to have never used one and 10ish and under to have never seen/heard of one.Â
they say millenials and they mean actual children lolÂ
stores that sell media type stuff: *still have big cd sections*
bafflingly many writers: âwhatâs a cd?â said bobby the teenager
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in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like âit can be anything you wantâ and he was like âanything?â and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes âcan you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay coldâ
DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR  YOUR KIDSâŠâŠâŠ..
Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.
Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesnât give a dosage is the ammount is so minuscule that it canât be measured without going into picograms. Thatâs one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.
Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and sulfur. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. Itâs toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you donât get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos. As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, thatâs micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.
A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I donât see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think theyâre safe with a preservative in them. TL;DR: This is like saying you donât want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you donât want your child getting salmonella from it.
Thank you so much person.Â
Or like saying you donât want to use soap because Lye was used to make it and you donât want your skin burned off. Also, good reblog comment. đ
The Five Languages of Love
Everyone has a âlove language,â a primary way of expressing and interpreting love. This will vary from person to person, but will usually be just one (or two) of the following:
1. Words of Affirmation - If this is your love language, unsolicited compliments mean the world to you. Hearing the words, âI love you,â are importantâhearing the reasons behind that love sends your spirits skyward. Insults can leave you shattered and are not easily forgotten. 2. Quality Time - Nothing says, âI love you,â like full, undivided attention. Being there for this type of person is critical, but really being thereâwith the TV off, fork and knife down, and all chores and tasks on standbyâmakes your significant other feel truly special and loved. Distractions, postponed dates, or the failure to listen can be especially hurtful. 3. Receiving Gifts - Donât mistake this love language for materialism; the receiver of gifts thrives on the love, thoughtfulness, and effort behind the gift. If you speak this language, the perfect gift or gesture shows that you are known, you are cared for, and you are prized above whatever was sacrificed to bring the gift to you. 4. Acts of Service - Can vacuuming the floors really be an expression of love? Absolutely! Anything you do to ease the burden of responsibilities weighing on an âActs of Serviceâ person will speak volumes. The words he or she most want to hear: âLet me do that for you.â Laziness, broken commitments, and making more work for them tell speakers of this language their feelings donât matter. 5. Physical Touch - A person whose primary language is Physical Touch is, not surprisingly, very touchy. Hugs, pats on the back, holding hands, and thoughtful touches on the arm, shoulder, or faceâthey can all be ways to show excitement, concern, care, and love. Physical presence and accessibility are crucial, while neglect or abuse can be unforgivable and destructive.
Source: http://www.5lovelanguages.com/learn-the-languages/the-five-love-languages/ (abridged)
Iâve deleted at least 5 captions trying to explain this. I got nothing. Just watch it.
Me: *laying in bed, almost asleep*
My brain: If Sherlock was supposed to die in TRF then why'd Moriarty record those clips
