"you're my happy ending"

THEME UNDER CONSTRUCTION, APOLOGIES Katelyn | 23 | Texas In the slow, ongoing process of becoming a Once Upon A Time/Captain Swan blog.

[ohevoyev]

mishapocalypse 2: electric homophobia

[lady-raziel]

vintage 2020 right here

[andiyoucass]

this episode: happens

destiel shippers who haven’t watched the show in years:

[pietriarchy]

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[angel-ani]

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[i-am-a-fish]

2017 didn’t even feel like a year it was just the 2016 Deluxe™ Expansion Pack.

[hypersexualsportswear]

[helloitsbees]

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

[striders]

today on “weirdly specific but extremely relatable goodwill finds”

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[earthdad]

me: ur ugly

me, to myself: okay but did i ask?

[teenscoolest]

[hollowtones]

A man walked by me while I was working and now the floor suddenly feels wet?? Should I be alarmed??

[hollowtones]

[bodyglitter]

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[ofools]

Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other

[elly-bird]

“You look good in your outfit today.”

“Thanks the flesh is my own.”

“[hideo on twitter later] I have noticed Mads has wonderful skin, do you agree?”

[mattandjones]

Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

sometimes i whine like a BIG bitch