the poetics of sex

name's cleo, i am socially awkward, emotionally unavailable, and have the personality of a cactus.

[dear-ao3]

[hentai-jezus]

[dcbutredd]

[celaenaeiln]

so damn accurate

[needsmoreexplosions]

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

[o-kurwa]

[thecryptkeeper]

(credit: facetiousbitch on tik tok)

[aerialsquid]

Oh

My

[kwermaid28]

People out here using their talents for pure evil

[babyanimalgifs]

for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

A few more:

[aependell]

POLAR BEAR???!!!???!!???

[miss-kitty-fantastico]

So cute!!

[randi2204]

The Golden Girls: killing it since 1985.

[porterr-robinson]

[rubykgrant]

the freaking Pirates music

[sar-kalu]

This the whooping as he grabs his can of soft drink for me lmao

[anarcho-gunman]

Kings

[dykealloy]

theres only two episodes left and im back on my bullshit

[buckycap]

i think about this tweet a lot

[11rooks]

Fun fact: Mandalorians touch foreheads when they want to show affection but cant take off their helmets. It's called a Keldabe kiss. (This is also an ironic term for straight up head butting someone.)

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

that makes this so much worse:

FYI Jengo Fett’s (Boba’s dad) head is still in that helmet

[systlin]

How dare you

[sasskarian]

And THAT is why AotC slaughtered most mandos I know

[startreklesbian-deactivated2020]

The Lioness of Cintra herself will sing the praises of Jaskier’s triumphant performance!

[once-i-heard-em-say]

[solarmidnight-deactivated202209]

When you think about it, it’s not that unreasonable that people would become more relaxed around Geralt because of Jaskier. This big ass dude with two scary swords whose profession it is to slay beasts that could tear apart whole villages in seconds is being followed around by a twink with a lute like a lost baby duck. He talks Geralt’s ear off, sings songs about him, and Geralt lets him. 

[goldandlights]

Maybe we should talk about how The Witcher starts with Geralt telling Renfri about how even the people he saves/protects are deathly afraid of him and all anyone ever sees in him is a violent, dangerous beast BUT THEN COMES JASKIER who is never afraid of Geralt and, on multiple occasions, legit runs to him for protection because he trusts that the Witcher will keep him safe.

Damn.

[malecshappiness]

Quick, Geralt. Do your-your witchering! Shut up!

[duelling]

Your very best friend in the whole wide world.