Priest

Hello, I'm a Priest. Got something on your mind? I'm the person to vent to, have a good day everyone.

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

would any sexy priest technically be a dilf since they have the title of "father"?

after knowing me for a while you'll know that I'd 100% fuck a priest and therefore I am gonna say... yes

[thepriestoftumbler]

This concerns me just a bit.

[discourserealness]

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

[socialjusticeolivia]

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

[excalibelle]

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

[constellations-and-energy]

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

[boingovisions]

yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.

[tatsumi-rin]

Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.

[trevorr-belmont]

hey y’all, remember this. report if you see it. 

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE HERE FOR WHAT I POST, REBLOG THIS!!!

[someone-idk-is-here]

This reblog this

[fandomfangirl23]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS! PEDOS NEED TO GET TF OUTTA HERE!

[itsrayyyyyyyyyy]

yeet them tf out of here

[thepriestoftumbler]

Does anyone have a "Roblox gift card?" A person dm'd me and said they had prayed for it, and I want to do a good deed

[pathologising]

media is evil don't look at images or read words of fiction because you'll die

[goweninsane]

This is true actually I read this post and died so don’t do that

[thepriestoftumbler]

I'm deceased now, its true

[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]

[turboalienjesus-deactivated2021]

Jesus Christ dude you worked on Jet Set Radio, have some dignity

[thepriestoftumbler]

🎶It seems today, that all you see-🎶

[lauralot89]

My mom said that today in church her pastor said in the sermon that Jesus told us to help the poor, and taking money away from public schools to give to charter schools only widens the gap between the rich and the poor.  She then added that Jesus spoke against adultery and lust and would not have approved of bragging about sexually assaulting women.  According to my mom, people got up and walked out.

The pastor also started the sermon by noting that she’d heard of another minister who read the entirety of the Sermon on the Mount at the pulpit, to be told by the so-called Christian parishioners after the service that it was offensive and they didn’t agree.

The Sermon on the Mount is straight up the words of Jesus.

[squirrelshideout]

I recently read an article that said, hypocritical Christians in America don’t actually worship Jesus. They worship America, and even then, it’s a very specific, self-centered idea of America.

[robotsandfrippary]

YES.  EXACTLY.  

[fierceawakening]

My mom’s church talks almost every Sunday about how Christians are called to welcome strangers and foreigners and does tons of stuff to help refugees because HELLO, IT’S RIGHT THERE. IN THE RED TEXT, NO LESS.

I don’t believe everything they believe, but I REALLY like those people.

[kyraneko]

What a lot of these people are is idolators.

Not in terms of the realness or unrealness of who they worship, but in terms of how they’ve warped their focus away from the reality and turned it towards a fantasy of their own construction.

By definition, an idol is an image with no god behind it.

What they have done is taken the idea of Jesus and created a false image of him, nothing like the reality, to carry around in their back pocket, or to wave around on signs, and pull out and shove in people’s faces to justify all manner of unChristlike behavior.

It is a “worship” that is fundamentally self-centered rather than deity-centered, wherein the deity in question is more of a pocketbook get-out-of-jail-free card than directive to live by, and more of a status symbol than a guiding light.

That people will, without a shred of self-awareness, rest themselves assured that Jesus would want them to tip their waitress with a Jesus pamphlet made to look like folded-up money (to take only one example out of many) is the ultimate dismissal of everything the original stood for.

There is a line in the Bible about Jesus meeting his false worshipers and saying “I do not know you.” It seems like plenty of so-called Christians have beaten him to the punch with how quick they are to say they don’t know him.

[lindentreeisle]

A lot of churches and organizations in America that call themselves Christian churches are in fact Christianist cults.  They no more represent Christianity than Daesh represents Islam.  In addition to the usual nonsense of so-called Christians being pro-war, anti-immigrant, racist, and so forth, there are a lot of sects/movements that are just completely toxic and not Christian at all, even though they use that label.  If you are Christian and want to have some fucking nightmares, google “christian dominionist,” or “prosperity gospel.”

[simonbitdiddle]

Still think this is the most realistic diagram of the difference between the theological Jesus and the Comfortable Reinterpretation of Jesus.

[quasi-normalcy]

American Christianity is, at this point, like the Cult of the Emperor in ancient Rome, which is simultaneously both ironic and appropriate given the history involved

[bankuei]

I’ve been saying for too long now: “Too many Christians want to be the Romans”

[turboalienjesus-deactivated2021]

Hey, uh, @thepriestoftumbler, got anything to add? (Also still not sure at all why a priest is following me)

[thepriestoftumbler]

What I have to add is this, I wish more churches did not present themselves as true churches. Some of them are simply cash grabs or want to fixate on the "American" Jesus, and use him as an excuse to use bigotry.

[askgirlfriendfnf]

Yo gf! what do you feel about dementia keith?

"...Dementia Keith? My apologies b-but who's that..?"

[n0glitchy-br4iner]

It's a version of keith but he forgets everything because of dementia. He was like in a coma but he would not remember everything like you, your dad, your mom and everyone.

[askgirlfriendfnf]

"A-and whos Keith,,??"

[g30m3tr1c4l-d0m1n4t0r-deactivat]

uhh that's a name for bee that everyone uses for him

[thepriestoftumbler]

Not everyone, I use the Chad name "Boyfriend.xml"

[frostedpuffs]

iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;

[threshie]

An orc wrote this.

[nameless-inklings]

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

[thekingofpickles]

@celestialkiri

[celestialkiri]

Kevin knows how to win a girls heart. <3

[howtobangyourmonster]

Kevin can get it 👌

[donald-glovers-back-deactivated]

tumblr user howtobangyourmonster do you accept constrictive criticism? 

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I agree with @howtobangyourmonster

[thepriestoftumbler]

Wonderful

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Awww murder mittens

[bentrollio]

Unfortunately this image is fake

THIS is what a cats paws look like under an X-ray

Rejoice in knowing your cat has freakishly long fingers and be glad they’re covered in fur and toe beans!

[levinea-yuuki]

I am not glad I prefer the freakishly long fingers. That is spectacular!

[yiankut-ku-retired-deactivated2]

Yea the first image was kinda off anyway

[thepriestoftumbler]

Actually bent it's wrong, that is what a newborn cat skeleton resembles

[pukicho]

You are literally just some rat saying your silly little things on the internet

And look at my kingdom

[thepriestoftumbler]

I am in eternal fear

[thepriestoftumbler]

Out of curiosity, why have i been folowed by you

Humor

[thepriestoftumbler]

Are you a real priest cause like. Im pretty sure being on tumblr is a sin or something

I don't recall anything about Tumblr being a sin, if it is, I'm here to cleanse it

[julyisdead]

Just let him have his coffee

[buneeberry]

jjba characters reacting to ‘’i want a baby’’ - part 1 // part 2 // part 3

[wallpaperzitos]

jjba wallpapers

[abby-howard]

Comic idea from my dream: every morning you give your pet People Juice and send em to school. They gotta learn calculus and read Hemingway just like people do

I probably won’t make this into a real comic…. prooobably………. :3c

[neon-ufo]

I’ve slowly been working on this on and off for actual months please take it