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onceiwashere

i love having the cilantro yummy gene

chrisdoeslife

My condolences to cilantro soap people

snafugundam

The dub is great

addormio

science confirmed

maralie-deactivated20211111

business email glossary

confirmance

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press “send”

thanks for your interest: why’d you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i’ve done all i’m willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you’re too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn’t my problem

i’m copying in my colleague: this isn’t my problem and i am thrilled about it

i’ll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i’ll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i’m hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i’m not mad at you

thanks!!: please don’t be mad at me

thanks!!!: i’m crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i’m already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you’re an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don’t care what you think

I used to read your blog every day because you posted funny stuff all the time, and then you changed your bio-thingy, and started posting less often, and then you started posting stuff about depression and stopped posting and I got scared that you killed yourself. Im glad that you're back.

Who are you? How long ago was this posted? I've got a more-than-full-time job, I have other intestes that don't revolve around the internet (thank god). I have been doing therapy and trying to be more comfortable in my skin, and learning how to let somethings go