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the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest

omegasmileyface

ask not for whom poob has it

omegasmileyface

poob has it for thee

medievalthymes

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

knifepadme

what day is it

knifepadme

always fucking some day or another around here

keepcalmandcarriefischer

drtrinitysantos

we need an american girl doll who painted watches for the united states radium corporation

#her mouth glows in the dark of course

thejewellerybox

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

ilions-end

as someone who is lowkey obsessed with how the odyssey is structured i find this diagram by james redfield very satisfying:

"[A pattern] based on strict alternation. Odysseus faces two kinds of dangers; he may be killed before he gets home, or he may be induced to stop on the way. He faces violence and temptation." (from Redfield's 'The Economic Man')

tahthetrickster

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

totallyjustabunchofhocuspocus

They genuinely look like graphics from an old videogame. Like they just spawned in from some low-budget scifi racing game from 1997.

#I've seen so many and STILL every time I see one I go 'what the FUCK is that'#it's jarring in such a negative way #and the drivers always look exactly how you expect them to #but sometimes if you're lucky you get to see the embarrassed face of a man gritting his teeth thru a sunk cost fallacy irl #it's one in 30 or so but oh baby is it worth it #a $70k mistake is one you have to live with for a while

selena-soto

#adding this to my watch list immediately #oh my god #ride or die #hannah waddingham

kosmogrl

boringkate

Did you know that cishets fuck pies? Apple pies are their favorites. They'll see a freshly baked apple pie and fuck it right there on the table. Some of you will try to tell me that it was just a joke (that it was a scene from a teen sex comedy), but I won't fall for it. I've heard real cishets talk about getting a sexual enjoyment from creampies in real life too. They're sick!

kidzbopdeathgrips

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

kidzbopdeathgrips

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

kidzbopdeathgrips