dick gaynsey iii

rosh. 27. they/them. nonbinary/trans. actually 4 foxes wearing a disguise.

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[bonersniper]

[mistress-light]

boozerman asked:  botw + favorite location

Hyrule Castle

[cyborglovesong]

[kuttithevangu]

Do you remember the grocery store, Mr. Frodo? It’ll be spring soon, and the Red Sox will be at Fenway; and the cafes will be putting tables on the sidewalk; and they’ll be cleaning out the boathouses on the Charles; and eating takeout from the Armenian grocery store. Do you remember the taste of takeout?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

no sam....I can’t recall the taste of food trucks, 

[glumshoe]

When you saw only one set of footprints and one set of handprints,

It was then that I held your ankles and wheelbarrowed you.

[cybercrimer]

i go to the dmv to pick up my id and they hand me this:

[queenotrera]

History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

[terpsikeraunos]

because being a linguist, fleet commander, and powerful ruler doesn’t matter, only her looks

[destroymales-deactivated2023032]

Her Arab contemporaries raved about her being very interested and knowledgeable in the sciences.

She completely reformed the system in Alexandria, and Egypt at large; making it much more of a functional powerhouse. 

She did what 300 years of her ancestors couldn’t: Managed to get the support of both the Greek AND Egyptian subjects she ruled.

There is a sculpture that has been identified as her, through comparisons to coins minted under her rule, that proves beyond a doubt that she wasn’t particularly beautiful.

It isn’t that people just happen to believe it by mistake. Rome was fucking terrified of her and painted her as a vapid, scheming, beautiful, sex obsessed queen to discredit her to their people. She was a threat, and that was how they handled it. The unfortunate thing is that that is the most surviving record of her. A smear campaign against one of the smartest, most powerful women in human history. 

[jinxmyride-deactivated20161103]

This is a woman who became her father’s co-ruler at nearly 14 years old in order to train for her actual ascension to the throne, who was forced to marry her own siblings in order to keep her power, and it’s widely believed that she poisoned them so she could rule alone. She’s a Pharaoh who led Egypt into a new era of wealth, who went fearlessly into war to protect her rule and Egypt’s independence from the Roman empire, a woman who took her own life rather than face being raped and tortured by her conquerors, knowing full well that she was leaving her surviving children in their uncertain mercy. Cleopatra is one of the most interesting, morally ambiguous, complexing historical figures we have and the media has turned her into a tantalizing sex object for the male gaze.

Even after Cleopatra died her influence on those around her lived on: her daughter, Cleopatra Selene, was the only child of Cleopatra’s to live to adulthood, and she became queen of Mauretania along with her husband Juba and it’s believed they married for love, which was extremely rare for that time period, especially among nobles/the upper class. Not only did she grow up in the house of her mother’s worst enemy and technical murderer, but she still went on to become a queen who possessed an equal amount of political power as her husband, even having her face minted on coins on the opposite side of his likeness, showing they were equal rulers.

Cleopatra and her influence on history, and her daughter’s legacy, have both been brushed aside in favour of the sexy Cleopatra visage. It’s bullshit. Egyptian mythology is interesting and vivid, and full of powerful women and it’s bullshit that we take some of the most powerful women in Africa’s history and try to turn them into fashion icons or sluts who only ruled through toying with men. 

[luthienmuse]

I LIVE FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW THIS, people still refuse to believe that a woman can/could have achieved anything without beauty or fucking magical powers  

[totallyradicalblog-blog]

Always reblog

[hating-alison-ashley]

I’d never heard about her daughter before. That’s cool.

They should make another movie about her with an actor who actually looks like she did and mae it obvious in the script how good she was at being pharoah.

[radfemcubana]

So you can put a face to the name. This is what scientists believe she actually looked like. In my opinion she was probably much darker. But those are the coins and busts that were made of her and that’s what you should think of. Curly hair, a hooked nose, a woman who did EXTRAORDINARY things. You don’t have to be beautiful to accomplish greatness.

[randomingoftherandomness]

You don’t have to be beautiful to accomplish greatness.

[immortal-death-mermaid-deactiva]

LOUDER, PLEASE!

[auikimaya]

This shit gave me diabetes

[everythingfox]

“The very best moment of my wild Arctic Fox experience from yesterday. Please enjoy with sound“

🎥: Stefan Forster

[bears-official]

ur device do me an STARTLE gonna hav 2 monchet

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Dude I just got a nat 1 and got vaporized by a beholder :c

[cheaphalloweencostume]

in real life?

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Yeah can someone come down to the TJ Maxx parking lot and cast True Resurrection lol? I’ll trade you some Subway coupons

[allez-argeiphontes]

“I often find it easier to explain my gender by saying I am the happiest on the road when I’m not here or there, but in between. That yellow line running down the centre of it all like a goddamn sunbeam.”

— Andrea Gibson

[intocleanness]

my algorithm footprint is apparently Fucked Right the Hell Up because tumblr is trying to sell me what i can only interpret as baroque death traps from a Fallout game

[intocleanness]

*picture of a shotgun rigged up to a door knob* Solve Roommate Problems With This One Weird Trick

[blueeyeddl]

Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

[blueeyeddl]

Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.

[thequestingbeast]

sidenote that i started watching the 90s moomin cartoon and im in love with it and am going to move to moominvalley post-haste

[colossalfauna-moved-deactivated]

get his ass

[s-l-0-w-l-y]

#7

I wanna do some more 1 panels like this, it might be more fun for me