Chaotic Good on Main

She/her. Just here to have a good time.

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[ysolt]

is this for your finger only or would a small cylindrical object also work

[ysolt]

average sized cylindrical object

[i-am-the-oyster]

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[skopostheorie]

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[walliard]

Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.

[yamelcakes]

What Big Food Did to Ice Cream

The “encrapification” of the American pint — a chemist’s plain-language dissection

Really good article by a chemist on why most ice cream sucks now— it’s because it’s not really ice cream.

[18kgold]

It is tempting to look at the “encrapification” of ice cream as an inevitable result of inflation or shifting consumer health trends. But the data doesn’t support that. Dairy prices have fluctuated, but the pivot to “Frozen Dairy Dessert” wasn’t a survival move — it was a margin-expansion move. It was a strategic decision to trade brand equity for short-term earnings. [...] As a computational scientist, I recognize this as a constrained optimization problem — one in which the constraints were gradually redefined to favor producer economics over consumer experience. Every manufacturer optimizes for margin; the distinction lies in which variables are treated as fixed and which are allowed to move.

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[hbmmaster]

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

[hbmmaster]

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

[bophtelophti]

The most hilarious thing about She-ra and the Princesses of Power is this: it’s a sophisticated and critically-acclaimed 2010s cartoon, with characters who have complex, multi-dimensional relationships and well-developed personalities with interesting character arcs… and they’re all saddled with these ridiculously on-the-nose 1980s toy commercial cartoon names. So there’s the snow princess Frosta and the mermaid princess Mermista; the archer is named Bow and the sorceress is named Castaspella. The leader of the Horde is Hordak, and Catra is a cat. It’s like a version of Avatar where everything’s the same except Katara, Sokka, and Zuko are named Waterella, Boomer, and Hotman.

[6qubed]

nah, Boomer’s that guy with the tattoo. Katara and Sokka would be, like, Glacia and Tundro (‘cuz it’s cold where they’re from, you dig?) and Zuko would be Flameheart. also Ozai would be some shit like Dragonheart (they’re similar 'cuz they’re father and son, right? but dragons are evil, as we all know)

and Iroh would be Firoh

[enba-and-luka]

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[yvfu]

is there an ai bubble bubble?

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

picturing a scenario where so many people have shorted tech stocks in anticipation of an ai bust that the economy will collapse if the economy doesnt collapse

[something-truly-evil]