Endeavors in being awesome.

Trying to be awesome. Frequently failing.

[parkery]

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

[magical-canoe]

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

[summerhatern1]

“My parents… are dead” OMG

[kingofthewilderwest]

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

[sparkles-and-trash]

«am I fired…?»

[gahdamnpunk]

I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

[therapyparrot]

Oh hey, I forgot about tumblr

[therapyparrot]

[arcaneimages]

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

[we-did-an-internet]

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

[kineticpenguin]

ancient frog memes

[shermansky]

et tu, dat boi?

[memecucker]

Here’s the NatGeo article about it

It may have been inspired by an ancient Greek poem known as the Batrachomyomachia which was a parody of the lliad with frogs and mice 

[stand-up-gifs]

Maria Bamford

[alri9ht]

marry someone who makes bad jokes and good coffee

[memewhore]

[desertwinds]

[mothsandmoxie]

vital-idol

[cenodyke-deactivated20211019]

What kinda complex witchcraft is this

[ceno-bites]

[thats-so-meme]

[mythicgeek]

This is never not funny

[sparrowdeleted-deactivated20230]

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

[thetygre]

trying out passwords

[endorathewitchwriter-deactivate]

This is so true it makes me cry.

[meme-rights-activist]

If you don’t say thank you when the waiter/waitress refills your drink I will fuckin say it for you

[7daysof-a-weeks]

I AM THIS PERSON ALWAYS

[sleezy]

[tornposters-deactivated20210405]

Some of the cast and crew lip-syncing to Bree Sharp’s David Duchovny

[saathi1013]

okay but seriously if you click through to the video you’ll encounter one of the most incredible time capsules of 90′s pop culture oh my god I’m old

[ultrafacts]

Alex (1976 – September 6, 2007) had a vocabulary of over 100 words, but was exceptional in that he appeared to have understanding of what he said. For example, when Alex was shown an object and was asked about its shape, color, or material, he could label it correctly. He could understand that a key was a key no matter what its size or color, and could figure out how the key was different from others. One day, he asked what color he was, and learned “grey” after being told the answer six times. This made him the first non-human animal to have ever asked an existential question. [x]

Alex’s last words were also “You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.” [x] 

These were the same words that Alex would say every day when his owner left the lab.

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[mandopony]

“You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.”

a parrot actually said these words, and meant it, before he died.

I’m getting choked up

[twilighttheunicorn]

Alex the parrot is actually one of my favorite animal intelligence stories/examples. What a smart birb.

[kimreesesdaughter]

Why am I emotional right now?

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts 

[geistygeist]

[yabbadabbadotty]

reblogging for the art

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

[coolwolfy69love]

Lol

[furry-fapping-deactivated201608]

Lol this is gold

[katiaobinger]

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

[cresentmoon2000]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

[autisticyunarukami-remade-deact]

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

[intuwitchion-deactivated2019011]

Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun

[folieadicklord]

what the fuck is going on down there are you guys okay

[thedesignateddriver]

no

[coeur-de-coucou-deactivated2015]

Bonus round: was the scream after caused by fun or was it them getting shot

[higherthanheroes]

Challenge mode: it’s the 4th of July

[demandean]

bonus round: it’s New Year’s Eve and ppl are also drunk