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Nico * he/they * 22 * casual milk enjoyer * gods favourite little boy

[moldavite]

can everyone stop watching football and focus on what really matters. me

[cocteautwinsgirl]

[theratsorgans]

touching grass is not actually enough I need to be buried six feet underneath it

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[pukicho]

I love my vile chud son

[pemguims]

i would care more about the world cup if there were less players on the pitch and the pitch was smaller and made of ice adn the players wore skates on their feet and the goal net was way smaller and they all had stiicks and if the ball was a puck and also they could fist fight

[molabuddy]

[killue]

the world is my whale carcass

[theratsorgans]

performing Autism-Maxxing this fine day (weighted plushie on my chest, watching every single Jurassic park movie in a row, thinking about The Characters, eating a cheese sandwich for lunch)

[targetedknowledge]

[knownqueerbaiter]

Hi my name is Shane Dirr’ty Fuckin Dangles Boys Hollander and I have silky fucking mitts (that’s how I got my name) and short spiky black hair that I bleached once for juniors and a lot of people tell me I play like Sidney Crosby (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Scott Hunter but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a hockey player but my teeth are still real. I have freckles on my face. I’m also in the NHL and I play for a team called the Voyageurs in Montreal where I’m the captain (I’m 24). I’m a forward (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly hockey gear. I love CCM and I buy all my gear from there. For example today I was wearing my Voyageurs jersey with the blue and white stripes and the matching hockey pants, black pads, blue socks and black skates. Underneath I was wearing black compression gear, a jockstrap and a helmet with a visor on top. I was skating in the arena. The Zamboni had just gone through so the ice was fresh, which I was very happy about. A lot of Raiders stared at me. I pulled a sick fucking deke on them.

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

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