u and me at home

@futurebruises' sideblog. back and worse than ever.

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[starburnedsiren]

[livingintheglitterbaby]

thanks, mlb admin a few days ago lol

[fryuitcup]

Meet u after the game?

[mrawkweird]

And then time just stops.

[punksrhea]

STEPHANIE VAQUER WWE RAW, February 9th, 2026

[moxleyrollins]

WRESTLEPALOOZA VLOG — 09.24.25 Steph celebrating her win with AJ & Punk

[kosmogrl]

february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good

[brokebackpatroh]

i used my degree in yaoiology to create this

[miamaimania]

“Embroidered Snowy Steps” ❋ The only footprints that won’t melt

[xohxoo]

This is literally criminal. He has the worst food takes ever…somebody arrest him

[2wicetagram]

[caesarsaladinn]

I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[andypantsx3]

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[baddywronglegs]

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

[madlori]

Also source for probably the best reaction image in history:

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

x

why is this an hour long

[iamsimp4sunarin]

This is Haru. He loves his personal space. That is Rin. He also loves Haru's personal space

[ichorknight]

haruka nanase will always be the funniest sports anime protagonist in my eyes bc the crux of the show and the driving force of the cast is his magical autism. his connection to water is literally just his stim. in the show haru never gives a reason for his love of water beyond “i like how it feels”

he doesnt even give a shit about the actual sport and only chooses to give a shit bc of his separate love for his 17 boyfriends. and those 17 boyfriends will fight to the ends of the earth to explain why haru’s swimming will bring world peace end world hunger and it makes everybody horny immediately

rin matsuoka who has had ambitions to be an olynpic swimmer since before he knew his ABCs literally saw some kid stimming and without knowing anything abt him first was like “omg that guys going to be my consort at tje top of the world” and haru responds with “i hope your bike falls into the river with you in it”