no secrets in cubeville

[zagyvai-deactivated20130208]

[nicemidwesterngirl]

[therealcubeville]

Take care when you IM your coworkers.

[thisadvertisinglife]

when you're running late to a meeting and you're waiting for something to finish printing

Sulare Fernando, you’re one of a kind.

[therealcubeville]

Every. Damn. Time.

[she-works]

Anonymous

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[jennifuu-deactivated20130826]

[clientsfromhell]

Client: The address in this advertisement doesn’t stand out enough. Make it bold.

Against my better judgment, I comply.

Client: Now the hours of operation don’t stand out. Make them bold.

Me: If I make everything bold, nothing will stand out.

Client: I disagree, bold gets noticed.

To make my point, I bold everything.

Client: Nothing stands out here. Italicize the address.

[clientsfromhell]

PROOFING PHOTOCOPIES

Client: Please print the entire web site so that we can proof it.

Me: Er, I can - but it’s dynamic content using the database you provided. I would have to use screenshots or similar.

The client argues with me and I give in. Upon receiving the printout, the client was happy. Weeks later, I get the call that everything matched up perfectly and they were happy.

Me: Matched up perfectly? What did you proof it against?

Client: The web site, of course.

[wonderfulworldofwebdesign]

When a client is requesting so many meetings & phone calls about working on their project that it's hard to find time to actually work on it

[therealcubeville]

Hm. Sounds familiar ...

[mhking]

Remember that twerking girl who caught on fire from that video last week?  It was a fake — Jimmy Kimmel got everybody…

[secondaryartifacts]

Yep.

[perzadook]

Not a shocker, but still well done (also, called it)

[shortformblog]

Well-played. It was too perfect to be real, but still hilarious.

[clientsfromhell]

Email correspondence with an older client: Client: “JUST SEND THE MOCKUPS TO JOLENE AND I WILL LOOK AT THEM WHEN I GET BACK NEXT TUESDAY.” Me: “Sure thing. Is everything OK over there? You seem like you’re yelling everything!” Client: “THESE DAMN PUERTO RICAN COMPUTERS. EVERYTHING IS IN BIG...

[therealcubeville]

The only person who loves pork more than me is my father.

[parks-and-rex]

I like that the photo the Kardashians released of North West is one where she looks like she’s begging us for help.

[whatshouldwecallme]

How I feel when it's only Tuesday

[therealcubeville]

That's about right.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I book a vacation

[therealcubeville]

WHY WON'T STUPID FACEBOOK LET US USE GIFS

[mightyhunter-deactivated2015021]

I mean, you know, whatever.

[therealcubeville]

This is how we welcome our coworkers back from vacation. 

[therealcubeville]

Reminder: We're all going to die.