tea & covfefe

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal." --------------------------------------------Jane Austen 1995. Sindhi-Indian. biology. language. literature. cute fluffy animals. and anything that catches my fancy, really.

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[chilewithcarnage]

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[def-not-enjolras]

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

[dajo42]

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

[badsciencejokes]

Love the puns from Pun Hub

[gauntletqueen]

Allow me to add my favorite

[eternalgirlscout]

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

[adamtheredbeard]

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

[hindnqarnfel1]

Donate to Rising from the Ashes - Help Sameh From Gaza, organized by Sameh Halaby

My name is Sameh Al-Halabi, and at 26 years old, I once thrived in the world… Sameh Halaby needs your support for Rising from the Ashes - He

[hindnqarnfel1]

Bro I'm losing my mind. I donated to Same7 ages ago, posted it here and it got lost in the shuffle. I completely forgot to boost it! 😭🫠 But he remembered me and sent me a picture of a dragonfly he saw in Deir Al bala7 😭😭😭 because he remembered that my Instagram is full of insect pics. PLEASE 🙏 GIVE HIM ONE BILLION DOLLARS 😭😭😭

[hindnqarnfel1]

He's pretty close to the goal. Please help him along. Here's the dragonfly. It's a dropwing on an olive tree 🫒 I'm going to cherish it

[suturesque]

poem by gazan poet nadine murtaja—(nadine.with.dr on instagram) shared on ig by majazz project

[intricatecakes]

Nadine's gofundme

$26,567/$40,000 as of 5/27/2024

[kushblazer666]

[mn12platform]

[ottermatopoeia]

[coolxatu]

[r0semultiverse]

Like music to my ears

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[mp-lily]

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

[ryan-corr]

 Look into the clear center of this Glass Onion… Miles Bron is an idiot.

[wildcat-brazil]

Darryl Cox

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[teawiththespleen]

god i fucking love venn diagrams 

[jaubaius]

This kind of bread could be dangerous because when you start eating it you won’t stop.. But it’s delicious

How to make it /youtube

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

oh god. oh fuck. oh jesus. fucking. oh my gosh. god damn shit fuck. oh my god. dear lord satan. christ on a bicycle. shitting shit shit fuck. son of