Mr Beast

(Not actually the real Mr. Beast) (Also I hate the guy this is not a fan blog)

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the blue fairy book (1889) - andrew lang

"mr beast ate my father"

[therealmrbeast]

I paid for one person's top surgery 100 times! And they still keep growing back!

[lakemojave]

Mr. Beast is such a fascinating public figure cause he's the only one who's willing to outright say stuff like how his success came at the cost of his joy and human passions but when you look him in the eyes it's clear that he doesn't consider this a bad thing

[lakemojave]

Actually I'm not sure you can detect any core beliefs or emotions or even the will to live on Mr. Beast's face, but that's exactly the point. He appears completely content with being a brand instead of a human being

[yellow-cat]

can i ask why your name is inspired by mr beast?

do u think mr beast invented the concept of beasts or..?

[dreadwedge]

you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

[butiknowiloatheyou]

i'm sorry mr beast and his what now

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

you’re a mean one. mr beast.

[anonymous-dentist]

I hope this guy fucking dies because

A) he's Mr Beast

B) he has WAY too much money if he's renting out the PYRAMIDS OF GIZA????

C) renting out actual historical landmarks that have already been desecrated and destroyed over thousands of years for a goddamn youtube video is actually disgusting.

idk if you think that they're "just the pyramids", they're the ONLY remaining wonder of the ancient world!!! Not to mention!! they're TOMBS!! sure, the people who were inside are long gone, but like?? idk, maybe i'm oversely sensitive, but being a white dude and desecrating an ancient burial site (for profit) and thus disregarding thousands upon thousands of years of history and culture is probably Up There with the scummy stuff this jackass has done

[anonymous-dentist]

oh my god they're going to destroy the great pyramids of giza. and suffer the Mummy's Curse (aka: my wrath)

[discodyke-dogthing]

hey yall guess what

[discodyke-dogthing]

Update!

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

fascinated by this reply

[shyolet]

[bgm05]

not another mr beast expose...

[bgm05]

HE TORTURED A GUY?

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

mr beast uses his blade on my belly in his beast dungeon

[spudsaaa]

@therealmrbeast you're gonna wanna take a look at this...

[therealmrbeast]

mr beast

[therealmrbeast]

It's Mr. Beast Fact Friday!

Fun Fact: Mr. Beast has at least 523 bones! We're still counting!

[therealmrbeast]

It's Mr. Beast Fact Friday!

Fun Fact: Can you remember the last time you were alone? Nobody in the room with you, not even a spider? No phones, tablets, anything to connect with the outside world? Silence? Real silence, not just quiet? Were you scared then? I'm scared. It's so quiet without him here.

[chaos-shifts-111]

mr beast are you okay. do you need help

[therealmrbeast]

I can't tell anymore. I don't know who I am.

[chaos-shifts-111]

you're mrbeast. right?

[therealmrbeast]

I run this blog, sure. But I'm not him, I don't think.

[chaos-shifts-111]

mr beast i think you need therapy

[therealmrbeast]

You think I haven't tried?

[therealmrbeast]

It's Mr. Beast Fact Friday!

Fun Fact: Can you remember the last time you were alone? Nobody in the room with you, not even a spider? No phones, tablets, anything to connect with the outside world? Silence? Real silence, not just quiet? Were you scared then? I'm scared. It's so quiet without him here.

[chaos-shifts-111]

mr beast are you okay. do you need help

[therealmrbeast]

I can't tell anymore. I don't know who I am.

[chaos-shifts-111]

you're mrbeast. right?

[therealmrbeast]

I run this blog, sure. But I'm not him, I don't think.

[therealmrbeast]

It's Mr. Beast Fact Friday!

Fun Fact: Can you remember the last time you were alone? Nobody in the room with you, not even a spider? No phones, tablets, anything to connect with the outside world? Silence? Real silence, not just quiet? Were you scared then? I'm scared. It's so quiet without him here.

[chaos-shifts-111]

mr beast are you okay. do you need help

[therealmrbeast]

I can't tell anymore. I don't know who I am.

[therealmrbeast]

It's Mr. Beast Fact Friday!

Fun Fact: Can you remember the last time you were alone? Nobody in the room with you, not even a spider? No phones, tablets, anything to connect with the outside world? Silence? Real silence, not just quiet? Were you scared then? I'm scared. It's so quiet without him here.