hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common
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I have no idea why this made me laugh out loud as hard as it did.
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hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common
resealable
I have no idea why this made me laugh out loud as hard as it did.
Rico nasty: *just fucking screaming*
Me:
who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen
British people, apparently
tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside
do you ever think about how the series of events that lead to Dumbledore’s death in HBP was literally set into motion by Oliver Wood’s passion for Quidditch
okay but literally I can’t stop thinking about this -
it is of course possible that Draco would have gotten the Death Eaters into the school some other way if the Vanishing Cabinet hadn’t created the perfect opportunity, but it wasn’t looking likely.
so like, it’s reasonable enough to assume that Dumbledore’s death (at the hands of Snape specifically, obviously I know he was going to die soon enough from the curse, but the timing does make a difference so I’m still focused on this) occurred because of the Death Eaters getting into the school. the reason the Death Eaters were able to get into the school was because of the Vanishing Cabinet in the Room of Requirement, which Draco repaired.
the Vanishing Cabinet ended up in the Room of Requirement over the summer of 1996, presumably (reasoning for this is in the next paragraph), and Draco discovered it there sometime in his 6th year. but the only reason he had even known what it was, and what it could do, was because he had spoken with….
Graham Montague, a Slytherin who was in 7th year in 1995-1996 (when Harry & co were in 5th year). Montague was shoved into the Vanishing Cabinet in that year by Fred and George Weasley, because he was a part of the Inquisitorial Squad and was presumably about to take points from the Weasley twins for doing something disruptive. and we know that Montague got stuck in a limbo between the two connected cabinets, due to one of them being broken - he could hear things being discussed in Borgin & Burkes, which is how he was able to let Malfoy know that the other “end of the tunnel”, or basically the other cabinet, was in Borgin & Burkes (which, Draco would already have seen as a 12-year-old, in the summer before his 2nd year, when he visited the shop with his father - fun fact, Harry hid in that exact cabinet while Lucius Malfoy was transacting with Borgin).
Montague would never have had this experience at all if the cabinet hadn’t been broken in the first place. but in fact, we know exactly how, when, why, and by whom the cabinet was broken.
it was in the fall of 1992, when Nearly Headless Nick observed that Harry had gotten in trouble with Filch, and prompted Peeves to drop that very same cabinet from a large height in order to cause a distraction for Filch, allowing Harry to get out of trouble.
why was Harry in trouble in the first place? because he was “tracking mud” in the corridors.
why was he tracking mud in the corridors? because Oliver Wood had had him out on the Quidditch pitch all day even though it had been literally storming outside. so Harry came into the castle drenched and splattered with mud.
Dumbledore literally died because of how obsessed Oliver Wood was with winning the Quidditch Cup.
thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
sorry, one more thing - people keep reblogging this with tags that imply they think that this is like a “headcanon” or just “plausible” and while I get why you would think that, I need you to really understand how canonical this is because it’s Very canonical which is Ridiculous
to clarify:
the bits about the Vanishing Cabinet being the only real way he had to get the Death Eaters in, having heard about it from Montague and how that made him realize he could use them as a passage, etc - that was all clearly laid out in HBP, chapter 27 (The Lightning-Struck Tower).
Montague being shoved into the cabinet takes place in OOTP, chapter 28 (Snape’s Worst Memory).
Draco seeing the cabinet and Harry being in the cabinet is all in CoS, chapter 4 (At Flourish and Blotts).
and the entire situation with the Quidditch practice and the mud and Harry getting in trouble and Nick getting Peeves to drop the cabinet is in CoS, chapter 8 (The Deathday Party).
it’s the lined-up-dominoes meme, and it’s ridiculous. and it’s all on the page.
It’s better than that.
Voldemort died because Harry was the master of the Elder Wand that Voldemort was trying to use.
Why was Harry the master? Because he overpowered its previous master, Draco, and won its allegiance.
Why was Draco master of the Elder Wand? Because he disarmed Dumbledore in the precise sequence being discussed, which relied on the vanishing cabinet.
Harry defeated Voldemort because of Oliver Wood’s passion for quidditch.
Technically, Draco lead to Dumbledores death twice. Both by getting the death eaters into the castle but also because if it weren’t for him stealing Neville’s rememberall, Harry wouldnt have ended up on the team at all, and consequentially, getting mud through the corridors
this is exactly the kind of hyper specific meme that I am here for!!!!
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Ok. Cool. Just fuck my morning up. Break my heart. Nice.
yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu
yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.
george bush after and during presidency
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told reporters that Canadians have sent "a clear message" by electing a minority.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says he has no plans to govern in a coalition with any of the other parties.
And he remains set on pushing the Trans Mountain pipeline expansion forward.
“Canadians have sent a clear message. They want parliamentarians to work together in Parliament to fight climate change and help with the cost of living. I’m looking forward to getting down to work,” Trudeau said on Wednesday in his first post-election press conference with reporters at the National Press Theatre in Ottawa, offering a slightly more conciliatory tone than he had on Monday night.
He said repeatedly that he is reflecting on a range of questions resulting from the election that reduced him from a majority to minority government.
Among those, he pointed specifically to how he will ensure Western interests are heard around his cabinet table without a single Liberal member of Parliament from Alberta or Saskatchewan as well as how best to tackle climate change and affordability, which he identified as key legislative priorities.
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Tagging: @ontarionewsnow @abpoli @politicsofcanada
Justin Trudeau : “ We need to fight climate change”
Also Justin Trudeau “ But like, we’re still totally going to build a pipeline.”
The dude running for prime minister of Canada looks like East Indian Jason Momoa. I'm suddenly political.
Politically swooning.
And people still think Trudeau is the only hot political leader in Canada.
people on this website will really say any 2 brown men look alike even when the only thing they have in common is their length of hair it's so.... incredibly depressing
& everyone in the notes is saying freak ass borderline fetishistic stuff & it's only because he took off his turban, which he chose to do to try to convince super racist quebecoise of his humanity bc they're convinced people who wear religious headgear unrelated to christianity are subhuman and now everyone is saying he's so sexy and suddenly so impressed with him bc yall are incapable of seeing people in non-xtian religious headdress as human beings w inherent value and yes, attractive, without making it into some weird fetish shit
a lot of u in the notes are also misinformed, sikhs who cover their heads can be seen without their head coverings it's not a religious taboo or anything close. the turban functions as a socio-economic equalizer, protects one of the most important parts of the body, and serves as a signal to others that the sikh wearing a turban is someone who strives for justice and will help you if you are in need, who can be counted on to help in any way they can. there are no rules or anything that prohibit a sikh of any gender from being seen without their turban. different religions have different reasonings behind the use of religious headcoverings, the reasons and rules behind sikh headdress is different from the reasons jewish people cover their heads is different from the reasons muslims cover their heads etc. n i don't know why you would assume the traditions of one religion would be universal for all others....unless.....hmm
also im really confused why op said east indian??? he's punjabi, like.... he's very clearly punjabi, he's sikh, the vast majority of us are from one specific region in the world and that isn't east india lol
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Riverdale 15-year-olds vs actual 15-year-olds
is this a “spot the pedophile media creators” game
During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.
Sources, for Skeptics who can’t figure out google
120,453 aids related deaths from 1980-1990
57,939 american soldiers died in Vietnam
… gods, the Reagan Administration really did just let a generation perish, and laughed while it happened, didn’t it?