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prometheusascendant

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

zwoelffarben

putting up “OHIO IS HELL” billboards in ohio to continue the dialogue

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

putting up ‘OHIO IS OTHER PEOPLE’ billboards in ohio to confuse the dialogue

shinelikethunder

putting up “OHIO IS REAL” billboards in hell to torment the damned

tiktaalic

dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

#yes!

sylviii

can't sleep thinking about pikachu doll from dykes to watch out for #326

mattibee

God invented winter so girls could exchange body heat

VAN PALMER & LOTTIE MATTHEWS YELLOWJACKETS | 2.06 “Qui”

#WHY did I never CONSIDER what seeing Lottie again would do to Van and vice versa?#yellowjackets

largishcat

i think the next completely unfaithful reimagining of the persephone myth should be a Taken-style action adventure where demeter viciously fights her way through the underworld to rescue her daughter

largishcat

we’ve made it sexy, we’ve made it romantic. now it’s time to give Demeter a shotgun

#...three billboards outside ebbing missouri

cockmcstuffins

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

wineyrose

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

swordshapedleaves

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

#twilight #godbless

dykemd

the lack of dykes n more specifically butch dykes in post apocalyptic media is bizarre bc every single lesbian i know is the most prepared person in any room n not even for survivalist reasons we do that shit for fun

dykemd

exactly

#we could survive better AND be better adjusted #just roasting our coffee tree beans in the morning for coffee like 'hey marge' 'hey lisa'#meanwhile the post-apocalyptic man down the way is sharpening spears in his tent with tears in his eyes #my dude the sun is out #enjoy it

apparentzee

“hey lu”

#ZEE!#WOW!#jesslupe #jess mccready #lupe garcia #aloto

otherwindow

theriu

This os SO ADORABLE AND WHOLESOME

#I love this idea #i also love the idea of elves kinda looking at humans like little pets #like look we put him through gymnastics and he's such a good gymnast at only 20 years old!

dandyvela

Harrow: *exists*

Mercymorn:

#but she is only three minutes old!#harrowhark nonagesimus #mercymorn #the locked tomb

nonbinary--wererat

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day

wokeleftistmob

[ID: A "This Barbie" poster with Neil the Rat. The title reads "This Barbie is banging out the tunes." Below is a picture of Neil beside a toy xylophone. End ID]

#neil...#it's good to see you

dharmagun

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

roach-works

i loved this poem so much that i memorized it and to this day i sometimes mutter it under my breath to keep my welding tempo even

#this is so pleasing #poetry

krookodyke

imagine being taissa turner and not only fumbling the bag with a silly butch king who was your first everything but also a hot femme queen who you’ve been MARRIED to for MANY YEARS. girl get up

krookodyke

shoutout to the people being funnier than me on my own post