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YOU ARE THE REASON
shark vs the universe
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#extradirty
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@thereisafishinthepercolator
Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.
Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.
Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.
If they cheat the system then they earned it.
Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.
fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows
#crowsagainstcancer
Sumela Monastery in Turkey, founded in the year 386 by two Athenian priests
“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd
Trying to match this energy
I’m here for women summoning the Wrath of Goddesses to terrify asshole men
Logging companies keen to exploit Brazil's rainforest have been accused by human rights organisations of using gunmen to wipe out the Awá,
“Logging companies keen to exploit Brazil’s rainforest have been accused by human rights organisations of using gunmen to wipe out the Awá, a tribe of just 355.”
“fascist rogue state deploys chemical weapons against unarmed civilians on another country’s sovereign soil”
Scott Madin, responding to report “ US Border Patrol has just launched tear gas into Mexico. Breeze carrying it hundreds of yards. Parents running away with choking toddlers. #migrantcaravan”
Abstraction, ‘Georgia O'Keeffe, Abiquiu, N.M.’ (1984) Gelatin silver print 14 x 11 in. (35.6 x 27.9 cm)
Photograher: Bruce Weber
Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.
He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift
By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.
Of course he is. That was the most flirtatious sword fight in cinematic history. You could literally cut the sexual tension with 2 swords.
*slams the reblog button so hard* This, THIS is the kind of content I want to see!
I remind you he convinced a notoriously murdery pirate captain to keep him alive via a Scheherezade Gambit, the specifics of which we never do learn about.
“Good night, Westley. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
What sort of sea captain hangs around a nameless captive not worth the ransom at the right time of night to tell him to sleep well?
Cute story from work.
So this couple walks in- a broad-shouldered man with an accent (Italian, I think) and a man that I can best describe as looking like Cecil Palmer.
“Okay- weird question. So you guys did our wedding- amazing by the way. And it’s been a month and just about all the flowers in the vases have died by now except for this one thing that’s really holding on in there. And we want to know what that plant is and how to take care of it to keep it alive. And we don’t know how to like… describe it and it sounds kind of weird to go to up to a stranger and say ‘hey what’s this weird wiggly green plant you put in our vases a month ago?’ but I guess that’s what I’m asking.”
“Sounds like curly willow. If you keep it in water it will eventually start rooting and you can grow a new plant from it from the cutting.”
“That is too cool! What do you suggest we do?”
“Well, you can keep it in the water for now, but eventually you’ll want to pot it in soil because that’s how it’s going to get its nutrients.”
“Can we,” the Italian guy asks. “Can we plant it in the floor?” I figure he means ‘plant it outside.’
I nod. “It’ll keep growing.”
“What does it look like when it’s bigger? Does it stay like a wiggly stick?”
“Oh, no, it’ll branch out. It’s actually a tree.”
The skinnier one turns to his husband and says:
“Did you hear that, honey? They gave us a tree! We have a tree now!”
Italian man: “It’s our tree. We love our tree.”
Ruth Negga as Hamlet
Gate Theatre - Dublin, Ireland | 21 September - 27 October 2018
Arthur Benda. Die Balletttänzerin Helene Jamrich mit einem Hut von Rudolf Krieser (Ballet dancer Helene Jamrich with a hat designed by Rudolf Krieser), 1910. Source
i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼
listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
it weighed 68.6 lbs
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If you’ll excuse me, I have some business that just came about.
Wrong Turn by Neil Burnell www.neilburnell.com
Jurassic Congress
the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too.
“given my understanding of linear time”
