Absurdities and blunders

Honestly I got a tumbler in 2009 for a college class assignment and I’m just kind of still here.

[tinsnip]

Adulthood appears to be comprised mostly of:

1. sore back

2. kinda tired

3. i can do what the fuck i want~~~

3a. but mostly i’m too sore

3b. and too tired

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

4. bills

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[onlytwitterpics]

[evolvingessence]

Stop over-apologizing at work.

[aglionby]

Jameela Jamil Accidentally Used a Vibrator as a Hair Curler

[cydril]

My brain: I sure would like to make some new friends

Me: You know you have to interact with people to get to know them right?

My Brain:

[theshitneyspears]

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

[packapunchpatrickpaxton]

[fivestarqueer]

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

[midnight-revolucion]

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[jazminesullivan]

Cicely Tyson receives an Honorary Oscar 2018 Governors Awards

[gear65]

[bae-in-maine]

We stan an Queen.

[darcylightninglewis]

get to know me meme: 4/13 films  —  penelope, 2006.

    “It’s not the power of the curse. It’s the power you give the curse.”

[wlwellbutrin]

wdym most women engage in disordered eating habits

i mean that most women engage in disordered eating habits. what is unclear about that? how many women do you know who DON’T binge, purge, fast, restrict, go on diets including fad diets, go on cleanses including juice cleanses, count calories, count other things they can use as proxies for calories, count the calories they burn, peg their food intake to something other than hunger, use food to control their emotions, treat food as something they must earn and don’t always deserve, exercise compulsively, restrict or eliminate certain food groups based on nutritional pseudoscience, categorize foods as good and bad, experience feelings of self loathing based on what they’ve eaten, or use their abstention from food and control of their bodies and therefore food intake to attain feelings of purity, transcendence, or fulfillment? don’t try me.

[grammatically-incoherent]

[thebootydiaries]

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

[thebootydiaries]

was i okay

[thursday]

shoutout to me for never having a homestuck phase

[beggars-opera]

#shout out to me still not knowing what homestuck actually is

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

oh god this is too much of a mood