DrummerMother

Hi there! I'm the responsible one in the friend group. Please eat your veggies.

[theresponsibleone]

Character development

[3rdeyechakra]

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

[apicturewithasmile]

Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)

[themostdivinetrash]

Be a white gay and reblog this because you’re not fucking racist

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

(Stephen and Tony talking about their fears)

Tony: 13-year-olds.

Stephen: What?

Tony: I fear 13-year-olds.

Stephen: Why?

Tony: Because 13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day. If I’m on the street and I see a group of 8th graders on one side of the street, I will cross to the other side of the street.

Tony: Because 8th graders will make fun of you, but in an ACCURATE way.

Tony: They will get to the thing that you don’t like about you. They don’t even need to look at you for long, they’ll just be like:

Tony, mimicking Harley: “Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, look at that high-waisted man! He’s got feminine hips!”

Tony: And I’m like, ‘NO! THAT’S THE THING I’m SENSITIVE ABOUT!’

[futuremoji]

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

[corvidrone]

💙

Lit

[its-raining-rats-and-frogs]

😠

Oh

[theresponsibleone]

🐦

Hmmmmmm....

[amazingspidermans]

Happy: *plays Back in Black*

Peter: hey I love Led Zeppelin!

Tony, rising out of his grave: wHAT THE FUCK did you just say I taught you better than that

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[whatthefuckisupsweetheart-deact]

honestly

[isohelle]

THIS.THIS.THIS

[vix-the-fruity-bi]

YES.

[corvidrone]

This right here

[theresponsibleone]

If someone just messaged me saying "what up homie" I wouldn't bat an eye

[theresponsibleone]

I decided to just post this because this is just so stupid, that I have to.

I'm watching Seinfeld, specifically the first episode of the third season called "The Note."

And I SWEAR TO GOD it has such Bi, Gay and Chaotic energy it is amazing.

If you don't watch Seinfeld or you haven't in a long time I highly suggest you watch this episode!

IT'S THE BEST!!

[turbolesbo]

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

[corvidrone]

I want

[theresponsibleone]

Same

hand them over, sharing is caring

[theresponsibleone]

Living out my childhood dream of finally getting the journal 3 book

however I completely forgot about the limited edition and how there are practically none

so good and bad

still happy

[yeezy-nation]

PLEASE DO THIS

THIS IS MINE SKSKSJDJDJ

[foxirvin]

Bout to get all that sweet Verizon money.

[your-villainous-neighbour]

But he ded

[ch4ru]

Sam what??? It be the same??

[swiggity-swoosername-no-username]

so i think i’m marrying my friend nik… ill have to discuss this with xem

[sidesroleplayblog-deactivated20]

R-Roman.

[foolblue]

omg roman as well

Okay so I legally cannot post the picture on tumblr, but I’m marrying myself

[ringwaldhaze]

This device doesn’t have a 15th photo

i’m also marrying myself (and roses)

[denkiisbestboyo]

Honestly, I’m not upset

[disaceters-blog-deactivated2025]

Kurtis Connor

I win.

Here is mine.

I’m marrying everyone

[randomly-misplaced-ace-deactiva]

[2-point-5]

I have NO complaints.

[surviving-ardor-thriving]

Oh sweet

[2-point-5]

oops.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

im marrying a drawing of a dress i made in math class in october 2018. uhh sure why not

[jinxybitch-deactivated20210206]

An else pez head that i found in my schools bathroom?

Ok….

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*) oh yes

[friendlyneighborhooddisasterbi]

^ hhhhghghdmfm vampire man

this either means im marrying virgil, roman, or the person i made this for

im going with 3

[givemeureyes]

I HAVE ZERO COMPLAINTS

[deadredactedwalking-deactivated]

[vergeofinsanity]

LDBDKDJWODKDOFNF

[monchursouls]

What

[tired-piner]

I’m marrying Luigi, this is fine

[miraculous-mermaid03]

Yeah alright lmao

[jonahmarshall-deactivated202206]

i see this as an absolute win

[just--quinn-deactivated20200926]

…fuck

[notcaringisdamnhardsometimes-de]

I’m marrying a turtle!

[moonghostie]

[theresponsibleone]

[afeelgoodblog]

Important Frog news!!

[the-reckless-ronin]

!!!!!!!

[bluefire262]

@smol-lightning-bug

[smol-lightning-bug-deactivated2]

!!!! this is very important!!

[destinationtoast]

National Geographic coverage

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[softest-babie]

psa

[moonghostie]

ᴼᴺᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴬᴺᵞ ᵀᴴᴵᴺᴳˢ ᵞᴼᵁ ᴰᴵᴰᴺ'ᵀ ᴸᴱᴬᴿᴺ ᴵᴺ ˢᴱˣ ᴱᴰ

[opticalillusion-deactivated2021]

[transboygif]

Pride bows !! perfect for weddings, prom, pride, or a fun night out! 

Get your pride bow from  WovenStarlight on Etsy !! 

Go check them out !! Link

[bekleyin]

[heavensghost]

[corvidrone]

I'm legit wheezing