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Holy warriors DNI

[feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[enymzay]

my medieval chainmail princess dog

[byjove]

knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

[emmacandle]

the honey they produce is chivalrous deeds

[byjove]

DO NOT listen to that tagger. That is a more modern take on knighthood. Nobles could knight knights, knights could knight knights. Before that, any guy with a sword and a horse could just be a knight. Just because the monarchy is holding all the knight rights in England doesn’t mean that is the way it is supposed to be. Knight anarchy.

[byjove]

🗡️ If you’re reading this, I have knighted you. Fuck all those chivalric orders that popped up during the Crusades. Knight anarchy. 🗡️

[evilwizard]

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

[darkhexqc]

The Red ones are mine try not to get tangled please

[evilwizard]

i thought we scheduled around this

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

i know its last second but is it ok if i send green lightening arching into the heavens while all this is going on?

[evilwizard]

for fuck’s sake guys

[allsortsoffuckedup]

Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!

For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!

Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!

[seras-elessar]

Literally, this helps us! Even if you loan it and return it the same day or day after. (Especially titles important for us to keep ie queer titles, books from minority authors and more).

My library doesn't have a max loans per card for physical books either. So what the heck grab a couple, walk around for a bit and try them out and return the ones that didn't hook you.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The City of Portland Bureau of Supernatural Containment?

[portal2myfantasy]

[helsex]

listen. im gonna hold your hand when i say this. strong as fuck ice mummy on the way.

[evilwizard]

many are saying it’s time we all fused our bones together in a mad tower and travailed to scrape down the stars; to pierce the very vault of heaven

[lord-devere]

those people are wrong

[evilwizard]

it’s an ongoing debate

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Well in the mean time many are saying we should go for ice cream

[metaphlorist]

[dank-memes-my-ex-gf-sends-me]

[therisenskeleton]

@dwarf-posting

[haru-dipthong]

original by @play-now-my-lord

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques

[evilwizard]

the first rule necromancy is have fun and be yourself <|:^)

second rule is if the black candle goes out your mind is lost in a dimension of fog forever

[wizard-eater]

third rule is BONES

[ortut]

View of an Indigo House, published in 2011 Photo by Shinichi Sato

[evilwizard]

me: gee i sure wish i had a low-level monster that could dissolve opponents so as to keep the first floor of my dungeon nice and clean

the humble gelatinous cube:

[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[vodka-and-fedoras]

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

[kaijuno]