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Laughed so hard at this fucker showing up I scared my cat

#hazbin hotel #alastor #cursed cat alastor

Laughed so hard at this fucker showing up I scared my cat

#hazbin hotel #alastor #cat alastor #I want to grab him with both hands and squeeze until his eyes bulge like a shitty plastic toy lol

Fight Club (1999) is an allegory for the sanctity of queer spaces in much the same way that The Matrix (also 1999) is an allegory for the trans experience.

I will not be taking constructive criticism at this time, thank you very much.

#fight club #the matrix #hot take #no I have not seen Fight Club #no I will not see Fight Club #no I will not even look up Fight Club on Wikipedia to fact check myself #but I have seen The Matrix #and I am gay #and you can cite me on that

scottsumrners

i can't believe sam found a new way to torment his friends

json-derulo

it’s been over 24 hours since the episode dropped. this is disgraceful. step it UP, sluts

homunculus-argument

Another fantasy trope story:

A story where a prominent prophesy very clearly states that this specific important thing Must Be Done by the firstborn of one specific guy. So three young heroes head out to fix this: This Guy's official firstborn heir, his bastard he didn't even know about before getting married, and his unofficially adopted orphan kid who just started living with him at some point, who is the oldest of the three so technically speaking is still the one who was born first. And all three must go because while the meaning of the prophesy itself is very clear, it's an utter mystery to everyone which one of them counts as their father's firstborn.

therizin

This could literally be any 3 Robins

#batfam #dc robin #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #etc etc #I don’t even know which is which #aside from Damian #I just know that it’s them

As a lesbian, I think it’s incredibly rude that there is ABSOLUTELY ZERO fics for Shisui and Laolan.

Like I know how it ends, but HOLY SHIT the opportunity for both fluff AND angst????

#the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #shisui #xiaolan #loulan #my mind is a conspiracy board and and i use the red string of fate like yarn #idk what their ship name is so I’m running with #Shilan #bc it’s both Shisui/Xiaolan AND a reference to Shisui vs Loulan #pls somebody out there has to agree with me

I just got up to date with the apothecary diaries, and I need to share my theories, bc conspiracy theories is a stim to me at this point and I need enrichment time in my enclosure:

- Basan and Lahan should kiss (see my previous post)

- Shisui didn’t kill those kids. She used the resurrection poison on them, and Maomao knows, and here’s how I know-

Both her and Maomao never explicitly said that the children were dead, just that they ‘weren’t breathing’

When Maomao accused her of poisoning them, she referred to it as medicine

She asked Maomao if they would survive the winter, referencing her previous statement that insects leave their young underground in the winter to emerge in the spring (when it’s safe) aka leaving the kids as ‘dead’ to come back once the coast is clear and they aren’t in danger of execution anymore

She asked Maomao to ‘take care of the rest’ and they way we saw Maomao do that was by staying with the kids during the fight, ensuring that they would be buried instead of cremated, and continuing to stay with their bodies even in the camp, despite her previous choose to avoid dead bodies (since her dad wouldn’t let her go near them)

She asked Jinshi to pardon ‘the ones who’ve already died once’ with is pretty on the nose

SOMEONE has to fire Chekovs gun

- Shisui isn’t dead, the JinMao hair pin blocked the fatal bullet and she’s just lying in those end-scene bushes real fucked up, but still alive

How I know:

SOMEONE has to fire Chekovs gun

Also I’m firm believer in JinMao as well as Shisui/Xiaolan, but the INSANE poetry of Maomao giving the symbol of Jinshis love for her to Shisui, having Shisui place it over her heart, and then for it to save her life with Jinshi as a (unwitting) witness???? holy shit

I should also probably make a separate post explaining my thoughts on Shisui/Xiaolan, bc it’s so beautiful and angsty and pure, like the idea of this sweet puppy love with Xiaolan being Shisuis escape from her duties as Laolan, but she had to leave her behind to become her mothers daughter, like oh my god the tragedy is just *chefs kiss*

#the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #maomao #basen #Lahan #shisui #loulan #xiaolan #i don’t know shit about the manga but this is true in my heart #my mind is a conspiracy board and and I use the red string of fate like yarn #please someone tell me I’m not crazy abt Basen/Lahan and Shisui/Xiaolan

*taps mic*

I think Basen and Lahan should kiss

*runs away*

*falls off the stage*

*gets back up*

*keeps running until I disappear into the horizon Looney-Tunes style*

#the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #lahan #basen #HEAR ME OUT #IT MAKES SENSE #Basen is straight-laced and cynical while Lahan is mischievous and ~quirky~#i don’t know shit about the manga but this is true in my heart #they are made for eachother I swear it

antenjoyinglife

good morning. you will very likely encounter very scary, very upsetting information, situations, and people today. in light of that —

I love you. Whether you’re my irl best friend or a mutual or just a stranger who comes across this. I love you. You are not alone. We are all going through this together. Don’t give in to fear and despair. Do what you can do; let us work on the rest. Love who you can love. Help who you can help. We are here together.