Shiny Things

Sam. ATX. Capital H Helper, baker, reader. . I have one small house, 3 dogs and a husband. This is a fat positive space. Zero tolerance for bigotry and racism.

[thesaminal]

I made the cutest selection of cookies for a Christmas party this weekend. They are fussy but these tiny gingerbread houses that sit on your mug of cocoa are so fucking charming!

[thesaminal]

I love this dress and have been working to style it so I can wear it year round. This is my fall version.

[thesaminal]

A very cozy baby on my recent overseas trip.

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[thesaminal]

I laugh to the point of crying every time.

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[thesaminal]

I am revlogging this just for my embarrassing nerd husband who thinks it’s the funniest thing ever.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[ikchen]

wiggle wiggle (x)

[vitya-speaks]

oh…

oh my goodness…

[thesaminal]

@madefresh is this you?

[memewhore]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[nocontextgoodplace]

[thesaminal]

Please enjoy this dump of my favorite pictures from my recent Lakehouse vacation. I wore nothing but a bikini and pajamas for a week and managed not to get sunburned so overall I give the trip an A+.

[panic-flavored]

My tortoise Ozzy just had her 4th birthday, so I made her a watermelon and cantaloupe layered cake with carrot candles. She had zero respect for my presentation. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

I love them…. they look so pleased with the big ol slice of froots in their beak… 

[no-chill-at-all]

[ruinedchildhood]

💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈

[snark-isms-blog]

Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something?

[holdtheskeletongrillby]

They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

“White pride” omg

[the-togepi-man]

It helps if you read

[thesaminal]

Is NO ONE going to talk about the fact that apparently the company calls each individual skittle a LENTIL?!!?!

[luvbey]

i wish dogs lived longer and life wasnt so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up

[erika-wynn]

I saw oceans 8 and it made me want to start wearing statement blazers

[moreracquetball]

Me celebrating the fact that Amy Schumer didn’t win a tony