How about no?

german/ english blog - T1DiaBADASS-

[fakehistory]

Icarus flying to close to the sun (60 B.C.E. colorized)

[thesassyfandomgurl]

byyeee

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[ellanmwebb2]

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[jeisontodd]

WHY HAVENT I SEEN PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS VINE?

[badjokesbyjeff]

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

[frikiskrew]

[thesassyfandomgurl]

evil genius 

[uneventfulness]

[uneventfulness]

hipster blog

[anajuise]

cookie jar!

[eunnieboo]

my love for girls is back and better than ever

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[fanonical]

lee jordan would have been the king of vine back in the day, like he’d have been one of the guys who’s in literally every vine compilation

[thesassyfandomgurl]

omg yes

[thesassyfandomgurl]

George: C'mon, Perce!

Fred: Yeah, what happened to our fun older brother?

Percy: "Fun"? I was never fun! You take that back!

[nutsacktorturer]

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

[nutsacktorturer]

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

[hieronymus-botch]

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

[the-everything-man]

Adapt. Survive.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

[byzantinefox-deactivated2018120]

where is that picture

ah here we go:

[not-in-front-of-the-klingons]

On new years eve here in New Zealand some people built a sandcastle island complete with a picnic table when the tide was out so that when the tide came back in they would have their own private island and therefor not be subject to the local liquor ban.

Good Job New Zealand

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