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When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow
itâsâŠcalled your funny boneâŠ
that gif thoÂ
Itâs not a bone actually- itâs a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that itâs not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like âuh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? Youâre supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?â And the Ulnar nerve is just like âdude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?â And the brain goes- âidiot. Fine. Youâre on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?â And the Ulnar goes âholy crap brain!! Iâm on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!â And the brain says âyouâre an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.â
This is how human anatomy should be taught
I almost bought this ominous box.
âAnd your curse is to be what you already areâ is the most threatening thing Iâve heard all week
Itâs Pandoraâs box and the curse is disappointment for curiosity with a side note of personality paranoia.
when dogs are scary smart
over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltieâs barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until sheâs quiet. this has been extremely successful; sheâs gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.
this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.
if that isnât a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i...donât know what is lmao
literally the canine version of this
Iâve never seen such an appropriate font change in a gif set.
âThere as as many knives as bands of strangers to wield them against youâ is the most raw, metal line I think Iâve ever seen
And it came from a fucking standup routine
Surely there should be more knives, or else each band of strangers is limited to one knife.
If you look close at the bâs and hâs you can see that itâs actualy âhands of strangersâ so each stranger gets two knives.
âIf itâs about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???â
everyone stop reblogging the chains that donât include the trans flag challenge
the last one made me cackle
Wait, so you're saying that all of the Republican Party are Nazis? Do you realize how many people you're condemning?
Yup. And I do.
My cousin is a conservative. Lifelong, and itâs never going to change. The moment the âgrab âem by the pussyâ tape came out and he saw the way those in charge were willing to let it slide, he left the Republican party. Walked away with zero regret.Â
Every member of the Republican Party had a choice, and they chose to say âIâm okay with whatâs happening.â And theyâve made the choice over and over and over.
Exactly. Your cousin was faced with a choice and he said âfuck this, thatâs not rightâ and you know what, props to him for that.
Every person who is still a republican at this point has chosen over and over to eat at the table with nazis, both literally and metaphorically. And Iâm not giving them a pass on that shit.
The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content
Batman: *lists the people who have left santa prisca without facing Bane*
Bane:
âbe careful with my treesâ
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KNOOOWâ
Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000
reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
You canât make this stuff up đ
I JUST NOTICED THE LINES WERE GONE
I call this professional pettiness.
OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best âtipâ for women to not get raped by a cop is to âfollow the law in the first place so you donât get pulled over.â http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcYÂ (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
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Pro tip: if youâre signaled to pull over (whether youâre male or female) and youâre in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officerâs siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.
HAZARD LIGHTS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. IT IS NOT ACCEPTED PROTOCOL BY EVERY AGENCY. DO NOT JUST CONTINUE DRIVING WITH YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS IN CASE THE COP MIGHT THINK ITâS A LOW-SPEED CHASE.
I know that sounds dumb, but hear me out. My mother is a dispatcher for the local police station. I asked her about how to pull over for a cop and even brought up the use of hazard lights, and she told me that it is not always accepted. This is what she told me you can do in order to feel safe when pulling over:
Call the police. No, really. Call and tell the dispatcher where you are and that there is a cop behind you demanding you pull over. The dispatcher can and will stay on the line with you while they look up the area youâre in to see if itâs one of their stationâs cops. Then, once the cop comes to your window, you can crack it open (it only has to be an inch!) while still on the phone with the dispatcher. This is definitely, 100% accepted protocol.
The dispatcher will verify that it is their own, real cop, and they will gladly stay on the line with you throughout your interaction with the officer. And God forbid this ever happens to any of you, but if something were to happen to you during this time, youâve already contacted 911 and given your location to the dispatcher.
Please keep this in mind if you are ever requested to pull over and do not feel safe. The dispatcher will understand. Do not, however, continue to drive, because there might be the off-chance an officer will think youâre flat-out refusing to pull over (a well-lit, populated area might be a ways away).
Stay safe.
Signal boost.
Because I personally know some creepy ass mother fuckers who became cops because theyâre demented psychopaths and they get off on having control over people.
In light of current bullshit, this might be a good idea for a LOT of people, not just women. Marginalized minorities of all stripes, take note. I hate taking up an emergency dispatcherâs resources, but i also hate seeing yet another fucked up news story about police harming citizens.
THIIIIS
Good to know!
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
Whatâs funny is that this actually happened.Â
Iâm unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but heâs the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.Â
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
yes i am a big advocate for realistic clothes and armor in media like
this is perfect and? extremely fucking hot
but also ive never seen anything hotter than when geralt is fighting without his armor and instead in tight pants and several of his shirtâs buttons undone and i want every fight scene from here on like that
Put the women in full plate armor, put the men in open-front shirts and tight leather pants.