young, dumb, and totally drunk.

~ an impressionable teen back in school, i let the devil's music steal my soul ~

[oneheadtoanother]

[mythicalogicall]

saw this today

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[allpiesforourown]

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

[docdufresne]

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

[raelemond]

knight who is so unbelievably incapable of talking about his emotions. knight who's so traumatized he can only show affection through minor acts of violence.

[magnetic-deflection]

sigh...whatever *swigns my awsuome giant sword around*

[superlazernovaa]

Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine

[lavendervenom]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Warm Bones by Chobek

[shadow-of-the-hidden-leaf]

[zygoats-deactivated20140731]

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

[princesskuragina]

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

[princesskuragina]

Why am I getting yelp reviews in my notes

[homunculus-argument]

The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

[bogleech]

People who roll their eyes at this stuff and wonder how anyone could possibly be hindered by something "just in their mind" have no idea what helpless slaves they already are to their brain. Their brain just happens to make the right juices in the right amounts that it motivates them to action more often, and as a result, they believe they're in more control of themselves.

[abernathyvalois]

WHAT THE FUCK IS NONCHALANT 😭😭😭 i was built to take a sword through my chest for you

[hal1uzinogene]

[goyardkittyy-deactivated2023121]

shawty said she has a mask kink.. I said babe I’m autistic I’m always masking