TheShipKing

I ship all but Adrila. 13, has youtube and insta, dispenses wisdom.

[niyes-lahiffe]

SHE GIB LIL SMOOCH ON HE CHEEK!!!

[theshipking]

WAIT WHAT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN HANG ON-

[buggachat]

[buggachat]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[theshipking]

OKOKOK BUT I MUST HEADCANON SOMETHING HERE THO IT AINT A ACTUAL THING

WHAT IF ONE OF THE REASONS PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT THE ALYA SALTERS IS BECAUSE OF NINO TELLING THEM OFF

LIKE LETS BE HONEST, HE COULD DO THAT IF HE WANTS TO

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[glass-rose-paperweight]

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

[masterofhounds]

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

[thornypeach3]

Ahh it’s back.

“And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂

[thefangirlofhp]

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

[firestarsandseneschals]

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

[b00kworm]

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

[wrxthswitch]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

[the-most-medium-lesbian]

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

[lindonleaves]

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

[pocket-sized-friend]

:O

[kit-and-kitsune]

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

[autumnangel20]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[theshipking]

Hello there :)

[starfruit-petalz-deactivated202]

Got lazy on this one

Day 10 till valentines

Ship 10: djwifi or cararouge?

[theshipking]

Both, they’re the same person.

[escapethenightcrack]

So like Matt’s gonna deck Joey when he finds out he killed Rosanna again, right?

[theshipking]

Oh of course.

[fin-the-fissssssh]

(GOD THIS TOOK FOREVER BUT I AM P R O U D)

Imagine Joey avoids the box. The moment Mat figures out about what happened in episode 9 he’s probably going to snap. Somehow I wrote a blurb about the possible beginning of it. (The drawing would probably be somewhere near the end?)

“YOU voted her in?! Over her ‘proving herself?!’ What the hell is wrong with you? Either one of you guys could’ve been bigger and volunteered so that RO COULD LIVE. But no. You were supposed to rescue ALL OF THEM, remember? Whatever happened to that?”

“Mat, it was a rescue mission, not a suicide mission! Calm down!”

“This is just Everlock all over again. You’re willing to let people, who finally had a chance to reunite with people who love them, die again just so you could survive. Once they knew about the way to get out of the museum they didn’t need you. You chose to make them afraid to vote for you. You chose to let them die. To let RO DIE.”

“Mat...”

[theshipking]

Joey you takin notes cause I must see this.

[theshipking]

Ro x Mat

What if Mat had a crush on Ro? More ETN stuff. Idea inspired by a cool person on discord :)

Mat entered Everlock blushing. Why? Cause Ro was there. Her UpBeat attitide and her attire and everything else just made Mat blush at her whenever she was near him. So you can tell he was sorta excited when Ro asked him to ride the ferris wheel with her. 

SET SCENE: FERRIS WHEEL

The Ride stopped, at the top, Ride stopped, at the top, with his crush. His face was now red, cause for extra protection, she was tightly hugging Mat. And after hearing the gunshots, he thought they were about to die. “This is bad. This is very bad.” He said, looking down at the others.

“Got anything you want to say before we die?” Ro replied, still holding onto him.

“Yep. Now’s probably a good time.” 

“Spill then! We don’t have all day!”

“this was it.” He thought “you’re finally gonna confess and it’s gonna be awkward after that if we make it out alive” He looked straight into Ro’s eyes and quietly said “I have a crush on you.” He then quickly hid his face somehow and wanted to just jump off. 

The next part surprised him

Ro took his face (her hands were on his cheeks), turned him around so he’s facing her, and gave him a kiss. Now both of them were red because of what happened. When they were all freed and in the arcade, the two both considered dating. And when No Name arrived in everlock, both of them were officially pronounced Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

When Ro died Mat just felt like he couldnt advance. He had loved her all this time, and to see her just die like that made him feel so much guilt in him. For the rest of the time, he helped, just in a more sad mood. 

When he dound out he can save her, his heart skipped a beat, and he had the most determined face on him. “Where do we begin?”

[theshipking]

Welp Time for ETN

For those who don’t know ETN is a youtube premium series about youtubers dying in challenges. And before you say “ThAt’S nOt YoUr CoNtEnT” (You’ll probably won’t be saying that), Ro x MatPat x Safiya is the best ship in the series no doubt.  CONTEXT FOR THIS:  In S5, there’s a likely chance Joey is evil, and for me, I believe that MatPat in like EP3 or something revives his two favourite people by fighting against Joey. There he was. The Gay Nice Boy now turned evil, the murderer of many YouTubers, including the two people he deeply cared about... Rosanna and Safiya. Mat, now angered by his actions, started quiet then grew louder.  “Joey... you have to realise actions has consenquences...” He started, making the evil one confused. 

Mat Continued. “Not only did you kill at least 20 people, you killed those I cared about.” He went on, progessively getting louder. “Ro... you killed her twice, and for what, your own safety? And Saf... you brought her into this like she was another vessel. You killed them so you can live, when will you realise that karma will strike back, you M U R D E R E R!” He swipped a punch at Joey, hitting him straight on the nose. After doing this, he ran inside the place he guarded to see what was in store. 

it was their souls. He had them in store for himself, for his brains and his ethusiasim. Mat swiftly stored them and ran back to camp teary eyed.

“GUYS! THERE’S A WAY!” He screamed at them, clearly happy. “LOOK!” He showed the souls to the team, and everyone just was so happy. 

“We can save them...” Colleen softly said

“But how tho?” Bretman asked.

“Here.” Ryu swiftly answered, showing a machine. “MatPat, place the souls in here.” 

MatPat didn’t argue, swiftly doing what he said. After a few bloops and bleeps and smoke, there they were, in the flesh. Everyone was surprised, and Mat ran up hugging them both, allowing tears to flow. 

“I missed you guys...”

[terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus]

An AU Where...

Nino is a time traveler whose mission is to save the world by preventing Adrien from learning how to tap dance. This is much harder than it sounds

[ninoisntluka]

Adrien: So you’re telling me that all tapdancing shoes are actually made of pigeon feathers?

Nino: Yup. I know you’re allergic so I just wanted to make sure you’re safe, bro.

Adrien: But there has to be some that are made with synthetic feathers, right?

Nino: No, that would undercut the pigeon labor union

Adrien: ...the what?

[miraculous-ladybug-reblogs]

First time I thought it was that Nino had to TEACH Adrien how to dance. I don’t know which is funnier.

[terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus]

There are two time traveling Ninos with opposing goals as it relates to Adrien and tap dancing

[terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus]

Each Nino is trying to prevent a different apocalypse

[terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus]

Current thoughts: the tap dancing is needed to prevent a robot uprising but the tap dancing is responsible for zombies

[theshipking]

Idea: Kill Adrien. If it’s him that starts then both, just kill him.

[theshipking]

Time for Depression!

“Alya please! You don’t have to do this!”

“I’m sorry Nino, but I must... One Pineapple Pizza Please-“

“NOOOOOOOO!”

Confused? Let me explain. Nino and Alya are both out on a pizza date, and Nino unfortunately has to eat Pineapple Pizza. The Ultimate Sacrifice.

Alright, N O W it’s time for depression.

S E T S C E N E: P A R K

The situation is simple, an akuma is terrorising the city and Ladybug and Chat Noir has to stop it. But after seeing its powers, they go get help from Rena Rouge and Carapace. The Akuma is called “Pizzeria” and it’s pizzas kill people.

All goes well until Carapace got caught off guard, and a bunch of Pineapple Pizza Slices just hit his back, causing him to slowly die. Rena, seeing this, rushes over to comfort him as Ladybug and Chat Noir continue to fight the akuma.

It was... a sad moment for Rena, seeing her boyfriend just die in her hands. But she knew what had to be done, plus Ladybugs lucky charm would revive him, right?

“Miraculous Ladybug!”

The Ladybugsflew around the city, fixing the destruction Pizzeria caused. But what about those who died? They... Most of them got revived, thank goodness, but some appeared as guardian angels... gone in the heavens.

Then there was Carapace... he got revived but not in the way you expect... the Ladybugs completely ignored him and instead, turtles came from the shield, surrounding Nino, reviving him. But now he can forcefully taste the taste of pineapple pizza.

And That my friends, was the Ultimate Sacrifice.

[theshipking]

I’m doing specific days cause I can now L E A V E M E A L O N E-

“HOW DO YOU KEEP ON BEATING ME?!” Alya exclaimed, seeing that oh so familiar GAME OVER screen.

“Already told you, I studied this game for awhile now.” Nino replied, sitting up on the bed.

“Rematch!”

“You sure Als?”

“Of Course I’m sure, a Cesaire never loses!”

...she lost. Multiple times. She then felt something was off. Not about the game, not about Nino, something about her. She could now faintly here Nino screaming her name as she slowly dissolved into pixels.

“MAX KANTE WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

“Max is no more, I’m Gamer 3.0, and this time, I’ll always win!”

“GODDAMMIT YOU JUST BASICALLY PIXEL POISONED MY BOO!”

“Wait you two are dating?”

“Is it really that not obvious- WE’RE GETTING OFF SECHDULE!”

The last words she heard were “You Monster” before fully dissolving into pixels.

Meanwhile with Nino, he sits at Alya’s “Dust” before letting the water(and water and water)works start pouring out. He knew that Ladybug would come and save the day, he always knew, but what if she failed.

She had come close to failure, but always succeeded somehow. But he can’t just sit here, he had to help them! But he knew he couldn’t, so he did the next thing he thought of doing, mourning over your girlfriends “death” by playing super penguino 2.

AFTER THE AKUMA IS DEFEATED:

Nino just barely saw the ladybugs cleansing the place, she did it again, ladybug won and cleansed the akuma. Just then, a wave of ladybugs sworn in, reviving Alya.

Nino, now teary eyed, rushed over and hugged her like he hadn’t seen her for 15 years or something, but you can’t blame him.

[theshipking]

Ship Battle

Inspired by @miraculousfanworks as seen in last post.  “Chat Noir, you know why I brought you here?” Ladybug questioned

“No Bugaboo, what’s the case?” Chat Noir replied

“Look!” Ladybug pulls out a graph with two collums, one named Ladynoir, and one called Renapace. On the collum, Renapace has dominated Ladynoir. Chat Noir gasped at the graph because, well, he’s chat.

“No way! I thought we were the best ship!” He exclaimed “Wait what?” Ladybug said, confused. “Aren’t you jealous of them taking our spot as the best ship?!” “I thought they were team pairs or something!”

Meanwhile with Rena and Carapace

Carapace was chillig when Rena appeared in front of him. She was... energetic in Nino’s case. It’s not like she was energetic all the time but something here seems off.

“Hey Rena, what’s wr-” Carapace didn’t even get to ask her what the case was when Rena grabbed his hoodie and fricken kissed him for a minute straight.

“I-What-Why-I” It’s safe to say Nino was confused. But in a split-second, she was gone, leaving two sheets of paper. One as a love letter, and a graph of the ships. After reading them, The Turt chuckled, saying “Love You too Als” to himself.

[miraculousfanworks]

Fanfiction Prompt

In a shocking turn of events, Paris ships Renapace more then Ladynoir

Adrien and Marinette aren’t jealous

Not in the slightest

Nope

via Adventuremaker21

[theshipking]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[theshipking]

Hey, I just wanted to tell you that I love your djwifi fics! 😍🥰You have to do more! 😉😘They just brighten my day! 🥺💕You're one of the best bloggers EVER! 👌💕 Have a nice day💞

I- Wow I have no idea what to say. Thanks for supporting me with my blogs, didn’t know they were that good. Seriously you don’t know how this makes me feel! I’ll try my best to make more, got a little AU series imma work on. Thanks again!

[swordmahes]

Happy Connverse Day!!!!

[theshipking]

wait... my birthday... I S C O N N V E R S E D A Y ? ! ? !

[inkjackets]

To Save a Loved One Ch8

AO3

Ch1 Ch2 Ch3 Ch4 Ch5 Ch6 Ch7 Ch8

Smog and grey clouds filled the pre-dawn sky of Paris, coating the world in a dirty yellow haze. Adrien closed his eyes and soaked in the feeble light; he prayed for a day that was better than the last.

The metal beneath him was cold. The muggy air was oppressive. The pain in his wrist was dull, constant, and pounding. He scraped his nails up and down the cast the paramedics had fitted onto him, the vibrations running up his arm and into his head where they drowned out his thoughts, numbing his mind, as he sat silent on the back edge of an ambulance.

He refused to acknowledge the Agreste mansion looming over him; he kept his eyes down. But the blue flashing lights from police cars and ambulances reflected off the wet tarmac and burned into his eyes. 

He shivered.

The Gorilla wrapped the blanket the paramedics had given Adrien tighter around his shoulders and gave him a comforting squeeze. Adrien gave a half-hearted smile in return but didn’t quite meet his bodyguard’s eyes. He looked away. He tried not to panic; he did his best to breathe. 

A part of him wished he could stay here forever, here in this Schrodinger’s dawn; in a world where there’s still a chance that not everything had gone wrong. 

He put his head in his hands, dread knotted in his stomach. 

The chatter from police radios grated on his mind. The lights blurred and swam in front of his eyes. The whispers from paramedics made his jaw clench and teeth grind.

And, when everyone became alert, terror shot down his spine.

Adrien snapped his head up to see Gabriel step out the house – handcuffed and led by two police officers.

Adrien stared, a part of him still unable to comprehend that the man who had raised him was Hawkmoth. 

Gabriel locked eyes with Adrien. Adrien’s blood ran cold. Because he was smiling. He was smiling. It sent shivers up Adrien’s spine.

He hadn’t smiled like that since…

Keep reading

[theshipking]

W H Y D O I E N C O U N T E R A N G S T A N D W H O L E S O M E N E S S A L L T H E T I M E ! ! 

[theshipking]

DJWIFI December Day 3 - Long Distance

Skipped day 1 cause messa don’t get it. Also aged up AU.

2 Years.

It’s been 2 Years since he was forced to leave alya and fly to Australia.  2 Years since she had last seen his face. 

2 Years, since Alya lost Nino.  Everyday, she would cry, because of her lost, and everyday, she would pray to god that her DJ would be safe. 

Over the years, she had tried to get her mind off Nino by following this new DJ called DJ Turt. He would wear a hoodie and goggles to hide his face, but due to the whole Carapace situation, it reminded her more of him. That is, until one specific video. DJ Turt composed a new song, dedicated to his girlfriend. He had described her as Beautiful, Kind and Dangerous (not in the way you’re thinking this is a PG post). That’s whe she finally started recognising his voice and the way he uses his turntable. 

It was almost Identical to Nino’s actions, and every minute, a new piece of the puzzle clicked into Alya’s mind. The big piece wasn’t until the end, where for the first time, he took off his trademark hoodie, revealing his face. But Jyst then, a doorbell rang, and when the door opened, the waterworks started. “...nino?”

“That is my name Als.”