ya girl

F. Thot Fitzgerald

[symphoniccowboy]

hollanov's separate issues w denial are soo funny . ilya's inner monologue is like i love DANGER & HOT SEX ! which is why i am obsessed with fucking shane hollander who only eats plain steamed fish & bitches me out for having even ONE cigarette & doesn't listen to music because he doesn't "get it" . meanwhile shane is staring grimly at a view overlooking a city skyline like he's batman going "This Horrible Fucked Up Thing Between Us ....... It Has To Stop ." & then the second he gets ilya alone he's like HIIIIIII stupid asshole 🥰 if u dont let me suck your dick right now im going to kill myself . awesome work guys seriously .

[frollosuggestions]

what’s that noise. 

[frollosuggestions]

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

[frollosuggestions]

i’m going to check

[frollosuggestions]

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

[sofarsofastmp3]

(Is it too much to ask?) (Is it too much to ask?) (Is it too much to ask?) (Is it too much to ask?) (Is it too much to ask?) (Is it too much to ask?)

sports playlist track 4. pool by samia / sidney crosby

(also this web weave by @583416 has the perfect samia pool usage of all time. a forever favorite)

capozzola, freed, mcisaac, 4, bennett, icon sportswire, 7,

stream of conscious thoughts here. i really like making these, it feels really nice to actually concretely make the associations between sports and art that have been rattling around my head the last few years. it's fun!! but something i struggle with is like. genuinely thinking of how to make them look better. i am just not a visual person by nature and have no idea what goes into honing that skill. and i feel myself getting slightly more ambitious (for me) ideas and having zero clue how to execute. and i've always been horrible at follow through when i don't think something will turn out. anyways. get samia pool'd.

[ozempicofficial]

[krippe90]

When I said "A conservative would eat shit just so a liberal would have to smell their breath" I wasn't really being literal, but here we are.

[boldlyawkward]

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

[potato]

i luv u too

[potato]

wait what was in the stew

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

[queerilya]

say what you will about jensen ackles but in 2005 he made the active decision to pitch dean’s voice lower not because he felt like dean’s voice was naturally low but because JDM’s voice was low and he thought dean would try to talk like his dad

he’s the ultimate dean studies enthusiast. he said dean is a performer from day One.

[lawboysammyy]

also the fact that he chose to make deans voice deeper after he came back from hell in season 4 because he thought dean’s voice would be hoarse and deep from all of the screaming he did.

[top-cheese]

OKAY!!!

[sleepycatmama]

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Sometimes (oftentimes), when a creative project is "misbehaving," it's because it is tired, and overstimulated, and just needs a time out to rest -- like toddlers often need.

And sometimes, you should give your creative projects time to talk to each other, as well as to you.

[nydescynt]

Instructions unclear; my 17 ongoing craft projects have unionized against me.

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[satusepiida]

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

[coyotegestalt]

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

[genosigned]

SIDNEY CROSBY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS (in addition to all the normal reasons but right now for producing a ONE GAME WIN STREAK)

[ursulaklegay]

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

[ursulaklegay]

daily reminder that if you like something someone made tell! them! tell them tell them tell them TELL THEM

[the-mikey-way]

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

[the-mikey-way]

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

[dandier-than-a-lion]

[totallyjustabunchofhocuspocus]

Boy if THAT ain't prophetic :-/

[mrhappyjavaman]

For those who are wondering, she says in the TikTok as I'm in Canada and can still access the app:

"And remember kids, it was Trump who started all of this. And if he comes back on the 19 of January, saying that he is making sure that tiktok is not getting banned, coming from a German, this is exactly what a certain painter from 1933 did back then to get the sympathy of the masses.

"I beg you, I beg YOU, to not sympathize with him. This is all a plan, this is all, the only thing that they didn't consider was all of you marching over to Rednote. It TikTok stays because of Trump, this app will be run over by Republican propaganda. Fascist propaganda, the same as it happened back in 1933 in Germany. Our version was burning books, their version is deleting every information that is not serving their worldview.

"Please don't let history repeat itself.

"Sincerely, A German"

[thestuckylibrary]

#THIS#TikTok users are being played#don't trust the platform

[skopostheorie]

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

[queen-mihai]

Always reblog flash debate

[official-megumin]

on it boss

[zocomi]

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

[azeofspades]

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

[belphegor1982]

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

[kkachi-serica]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[cybelusreverie]

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

[cybelusreverie]

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

[space-party]

[fancygermancar]

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

[fancygermancar]

imagine you read the local newspaper and in the section where they discuss a recent murder they describe it as “young adult unalived by serial game ender”. like you’re a toddler surrounded by adults who need to watch their language around you. you’re sanitizing and cutting down gruesome, horrific actions and situations into digestible baby words. i know this has been said before by other people but i’m so so sick of it dude, don’t speak advertiser language to me.