All We Are Is Dust In The Wind, Dude

[ghxstshxrk]

alexa play losing my religion by R.E.M.

[bluegiragi]

the cottage, as told through polaroids.

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[hoko-onchi-writes]

I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.

This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.

This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.

[iammistressofmyfate]

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Tags: POV Shane Hollander, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Masturbation, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Depression, Anxiety

Summary:  

Shane goes through a lot of emotions while Ilya is in the playoffs and they have a much needed conversation

Excerpt:

“We can talk about it in a few days.” 

“Alright. Hey, um. No one on your team thinks I tripped on purpose, right?” 

Ilya huffed. “No one with a brain thinks that.”

Shane sighed. “Yeah…”

“Will be okay,” Ilya replied gently. “I do have to go. We will talk later.”

“Okay. Yeah. Go. I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

They ended the call and Shane flopped back onto his bed, staring up at his ceiling. He was seriously considering throwing his phone into the river. 

He felt terrible, roiling with all kinds of emotions; sadness and disappointment around not winning the game last night, anger around how he was being treated in the media and by his team, and missing Ilya so much it was a physical ache. 

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[enjoyingthings]

by Rombutan

[thence-we-came-forth]

Shane fucking Hollander you have captivated me with those heart eyes of yours it's so unfair

[myarchiveforme]

god he has all the stupid little tuna melt ingredients prepared in containers in a neat stack in his fridge. he's losing the idgaf war in ways no one has ever lost before. "I was gonna make one for me I can make two" shut up you FREAK with your temperature controlled ginger ale. do you think this is the first time in his life he's actually tried to get someone to stay at his house. like I'm sure sveta has stayed over for a few days or whatever but it's just. baby's first crush. he logicked shane into a corner so he'd run out of excuses to leave and then he put everything in little containers right next to the ginger ale so he could get it all out quickly and smoothly and shane would think he was so nonchalant and wouldn't notice that he just accidentally got a husband. memorized his stupid little schedule. he was pacing around the house before shane got there, putting on his suit in the mirror. he whipped that shirt at Shane so quick HE WASNT EVEN WEARING A SHIRT he put it by the bed so he could put shane in his clothes. oh my god he cleaned his room and left a tshirt casually by the bed. picked out the one he wanted shane to wear. mayor of yearntown. king of yearnia. i think i hauve covid

[rebang]

epiphany

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[pucksandpower]

pucksandpower masterlist ➡️

Grid Kids: The Series

Happy Nation: The Series

Kinktober 2024

Formula 1

Carlos Sainz Jr.

Charles Leclerc

→ Continued

Daniel Ricciardo

Fernando Alonso

Franco Colapinto

George Russell

Kimi Räikkönen

Lance Stroll

Lando Norris

Lewis Hamilton

Logan Sargeant

Max Verstappen

Mick Schumacher

Oscar Piastri

Pierre Gasly

Sebastian Vettel

Toto Wolff

Hockey

Andrei Svechnikov

Arber Xhekaj

Connor McDavid

Jack Hughes

Luke Hughes

Mat Barzal

Quinn Hughes

Sidney Crosby

Trevor Zegras

William Nylander

[tapedsleeves]

various hockey ships x Aaron Tippin - "That's As Close As I'll Get To Loving You"

I can sing this song to everybody And pretend it's not about you

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15

[demonslayerlaughs]

-🍃

[marinaqua]

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

[osmanthusoolong]

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

[bradkey]

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

[missvoltairine-blog]

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

[floralgemini-deactivated2016111]

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

[onceiwashere]

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

[waspabi]

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

[haledamage]

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing

[soleilsplanet]

do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.

[the-adults-are-talk1ng]

Its the doc! The blank document steals the ideas from. Your brain!!!! If you want to keep your ideas,, do NOT look at the doc when you open it, look STRAIGHT* AT THE KEYBOARD and write the first words to pop into your head! Once the document isn't empty it, takes away its evil power over you

[rabbitindisguise]

two things:

the mental image of that is hilarious

it might just work

[werewolf-transgenderism]

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

[werewolf-transgenderism]

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

[cenobitic-anchorite]

Liked this lil guy so much that I gave it a shot.

[asfarblues-deactivated20260416]

i still love you, i promise

[angelgemy]

"Do I look like him?"