renegade @thesightofdawn - Tumblr Blog

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

birdcagesandbutterflies

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

presidentdragon

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

tyke-dyke

VAGINA!!!!

presidentdragon

sandmandaddy69

friendly-neighbourhood-annoyance

the raven cycle basically

missegyptiana

greelin

i just never want to see elon musk happy

greelin

i think he should be torn apart by lions.

postpresence

chaotic-neutral-knitter

at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.

bakwaaas

no offence but I hate when people my age start projecting their own fears and ideas about aging and youth onto me. girl sorry but I’m young and beautiful if you think women in their late 20s onwards are worthless old hags who have run out of time that’s a personal problem