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fuckthisbloganditscurses

Happiness Will Come To You.

12goblins

when tho

fuckthisbloganditscurses

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

zigxortega

zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

haroldtheyrewuhluhwuh

@captainsuperlesbian vdgsgdhgdhd

uwudini

It’s March, it better not fuck up

stickyfrogs

Today’s Best Behaved Frog was NOT Voigt.

itsbetterthananal

the look of a pure menace

catchymemes

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…

darlingsterns

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave”

darlingsterns

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

bepeu-deactivated20171202

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

tinsnip

* on me

brinnanza

* me on

wellyfullofale

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

sstudyblr

not risking it

yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

canofmixxednuts

I nevaaaa reblog these. But oh hayyyh tarot cards. I fucks heavy with this.❤️

w4stey

<3

thepumpkinqueen9

What tarot deck is that?

wickedtizzy

Look I hate being broke.

charnel-divining

Well hey, if there’s any money reblog worth reblogging..looks like a down payment on a house and the 10 of Pents is obv fitting. 👌

bead-bead-deactivated20190901

The ten of pentacles looks a hell of a lot like an extremely badass avocado.

sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

pinayputa

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT