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[stiwfssr]

This porno didn’t fuck around

[practical---bitchcraft]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

there’s… a lot to take in here…

[fineillsignup]

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

[abysmallylost23]

[passivefan-deactivated20230702]

[hazelgracelancaster]

Chris Hardwick talks about censorship of women’s bodies and absolutely nails it.

[ionaonie]

The bleeping. The bleeping. I just. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS. 

[dorkaelskunkworks]

Standards and Practices!

[noonmutter]

I love how fucking horrified-enraged he is about it, too.

[noonmutter]

Apropos today.

[soularbuds]

wish i was snuggling not struggling

[kitty]

[sixthrock]

the little claw marks on the ice omg

[teethagoddess]

[picassomarley]

Wow I’m crying

[mrloveballad]

This.

[yallstillhere]

we should thank god super powers aint real

what if somebody teleported they nut inside you

[wombshaker]

ain’t that how Jesus was born?

[hotterdenwasabi-deactivated2022]

Merry Christmas

[bpdmatthewpatel]

don’t text me with that tone of voice

[ja-ll]

things only millennials understand

[mingion]

K

[wheresmybubble]

Journal comic.

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

This needs about 100,000 more notes.

[elriabrunnr]

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

[elriabrunnr]

[hydro-homies]

He’s living the life

[lordofdragonss]

https://www.sciencealert.com

[redscharlach]

My name is cow And when I see A scientist Paint stripes on me I look so hip And sleek and fit And best of all I don’t get bit

[marisatomay]

love to purchase items but at what cost

[icantwritegood]

[daz4i]

so mad bc yesterday while i was on my way somewhere i saw a motorcycle ad that said “you are what you ride” and i couldn’t. i couldn’t get a pic in time. this is so sad. i wanted to post it with “damn i’m a big bara werewolf apparently” and now i can’t. fuck. 

[daz4i]

DAMN I’M A BIG BARA WEREWOLF APPARENTLY

[daz4i]

biggest compliment i could get in my entire tumblr career

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Blowjobs used to be illegal lmao

[afloweroutofstone]

States in dark red still have laws on the books that make “sodomy” (oral and anal sex*) illegal; states in red only have laws against same-sex sodomy. These laws are unenforceable due to Lawrence v. Texas (2003), but would go into effect if the ruling were to be overturned. And yes, you read that correctly, 2003!

* Laws in Michigan and South Carolina ban only anal sex, not oral.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

It’s not even just that blowjobs were illegal: a lot of sex negative radfem discourse is predicated on the idea that things like blowjobs (or anal sex, or penetrative sex at all, the goalposts keep moving) are inherently degrading and violent. When they say “foul, dangerous shit,” they don’t mean something like scat play, they mean “literally any sex.”

Like, just to illustrate my point, here are some screengrabs from the notes of that post about the guy who went to the hospital because he accidentally ruptured something during a blowjob.

To be clear: at no point was it either said or implied in the original post that the guy was having rough sex, that he was kinky, or literally ANYTHING ELSE other than that he was giving a blowjob. And here come the radfems saying that sex with any man is inherently violent and dangerous. And when someone calls them out on their homophobia, this is their response:

notice how it goes from “how can you say that our concern for this guy in the hospital is homophobic” to “you don’t need to go to the hospital for it to be violent and yes, actually, we ARE saying that any sex with men, including gay men having consensual sex with each other, is inherently violent.”

It’s not just whatever you’re picturing when you think of extremely kinky sex that they consider “foul and dangerous” - they’re defining that to include any sex acts they personally don’t like.

And also? This is why queer people and kinky people have a lot of overlap when it comes to their rights. The laws that criminalize “indecency” and other “damaging” sexual behavior always impact queer people the most, whether that’s a side effect or by design.

[headspace-hotel]

I have a post somewhere on my blog talking about a similar radfem post that’s like “bdsm is normalizing extreme violence during sex!” giving a similar story of sex related injury as evidence, where I pointed out that hundreds of people every year are seriously injured or killed slipping and falling in the shower…

ergo, it’s a near certainty that shower sex injures many more people than consensual sexual practices radfems get pearl clutchy about.

The takeaway is that accidental injury during…virtually all physical activities…is really, really common, and it’s super intellectually dishonest to attribute instances of sex-related injuries to Male Violence when literally anything that includes moving your body near another person’s body sends hundreds of people to the ER every year.

[ayeforscotland]

Don’t want to post the guy’s face but massive respect for the guy - literally an hour after Margaret Thatcher’s statue was unveiled - who was pelting a full carton of eggs at it.

[limnaia]

Unfortunately, this is actually deeply reprehensible behaviour. Eggs can be washed off simply and easily, with no damage done to the statue.

Tomatoes, on the other hand, can begin a potentially irreversible process of corrosion of a bronze statue.

[ayeforscotland]

Someone also suggested regularly scattering birdseed to drench the statue in shit. At this point it’s open season.

[limnaia]

Since posting this maybe an hour ago, I've heard that it was allegedly decapitated, then got taken down for repair, and some guy has put a plaster model of her head on a pike on the plinth.

I take back my snarky comments, the good people of Grantham are doing the gods' work and I respect them so much.

[goat-heirop]

[screwyouandrew]

imagine being stabbed to death with this

[iamoutofideas]

what a way to go

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

you would croak

[radiofreederry]

You will never be John McAfee bitch

[retroactivebakeries]

It is not enough that Elon Musk should die, nor even that he should die penniless, friendless, alone, and in pain. It is necessary, as a matter of moral certitude, that his death be utterly and completely mundane and explicable in its every particular. such clear and inarguable must it be that no true crime podcaster or history channel could ever inject it with falsified intrigue in the name of a quick buck; it must be so plain and clear that every four-year-old who heard of it would nod sagely in understanding.

[ashestoashesjc]