I memorized your Smile Lines from Left to Right.

Rock on, Gold Dust Woman.

[chrisozfulton]

The Shining by ChrisOzFulton

[iamaserver]

STARTING A NEW JOB

THE FIRST WEEK:

NOW:

[5footdoll]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo

[str0kek1ng]

😂💯

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[dumbbigtittedslut-deactivated20]

Reblog if you're into outer space and rough sex

[mitten]

[thezodiacvibes]

Read more about your Zodiac sign

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[demonhuntersix-deactivated20161]

me.

[where-are-your-source-citations]

Need me a guy like this.

[villierscy]

[thesistwist]

@goodnitesweetheart

[totalparksandrec]

[twotontwentyone]

I am Tom.

[buzzfeed]

[remacei]

[braunerbear]

one of us is gonna have to change.

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[zodiacspot]

More fun Zodiac facts here

[thesistwist]

@goodnitesweetheart

[donnajosh]

[politickingindingbatland]

coffeefirstalways:

donnajosh:

You’re not an unthinking liberal, are you?

CANNOT SLAM REBLOG FAST ENOUGH

[michael-scoon]

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[king-emare]

Oh shit.

[findingmeslowly]

😐

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[star-spangled-jackass]

he’s helped us so much

[best-of-memes]