The Sleepiest

Dusty. Somehow just hit twenty-seven. somehow still on this God-forsaken website. Old fuddy-duddy queer mother hen. Mostly art notes, complaints about my proven inability to talk to cute girls, and terrible, terrible quotes from Caleb.

[mariorsomething]

havent even seen the movie yet i just think this design is such a banger

[librarysilverfish]

this blog is a friendly space for twitter and tiktok refugees

but I am literally begging y'all to switch your icons and write literally anything human-like in your bios, we have been at WAR with the spam bots and you're dressed like the enemy

[whetstonefires]

shoutout to my recently acquired follower who i almost blocked as a bot due to their absolutely featureless blog, but then decided a collection of likes consisting entirely of Danny Phantom fanworks was probably indicative of a human mind

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[jordisstigander]

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

[kirkspocker]

via @elytrians

[sandmandaddy69]

[alltangledupinblue]

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone...

[nonasuch]

[theveryworstthing]

some bat-like imp girls in their fall fashions from patreon. i call them imps because they’re not quite squart enough to be goblins imo, but imps are probably just a a kind of goblin in the Small Guide universe. most everything sapient in that universe is just another kind of goblin so it tracks. anyway, their names are Gourdine (Didi), Fungail (Gail), and Corneilia (Neil), and they’re childhood friends who are staples of the fall farmer’s market in their village.

[tiktaalic]

In 2 minutes flat lmao

[catchymemes]

[mhalachai]

The best part of this: 

“Should I risk my life?”

Then, Slavically, "Yeah, I will do it for you.”

[catchymemes]

[guooey]

I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried

[marquisedemasque]

I couldn’t resist. I had to

[techno-toister]

just yes

[guerrillatech]

[three-rats]

Always!

[the-sayuri-rin]

New York judge rules in favor of polyamorous relationships

The judge concluded that polyamorous relationships are entitled to the same sort of legal protection given to two-person relationships...

The judge concluded that polyamorous relationships are entitled to the same sort of legal protection given to two-person relationships.

[princessofharte]

@thebibliosphere !!!

[thebibliosphere]

I saw this! It’s such a good start :)

[miyuliart]

Gripping a sword overview

[thestuffedalligator]

I like how this is both art reference and a guide to more efficiently smite your enemies

[t-auto]

Tumblr is nothing if not practical

[sheabutterbitch]

[layzeal]

remember when nintendo made those few official arts of botw!link and wolf!link hanging out together? i miss them. they were so fun

[11thsense]

Blanc (2017)

[apicturewithasmile]

“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

[t-aash]

i love you guillermo del totoro

[night-dark-woods]

[ID: Four gifs of Guillermo del Toro in an interview. He says, “I think the sublime confusion is from 19 to 29. You think you are late for everything, you’re a has-been, nothing is happening, there’s no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you’re 30.” /end ID]

[freedom-and-books]

He once gave a class in Guadalajara and said “Ustedes los jóvenes están en la edad exacta de la desesperación. Yo nunca me sentí más acabado y viejo que a los veintitantos. Decía ‘ya me pasó la vida y no hice nada’. Pero estoy aquí para decirles que no: tienen un chingo de tiempo”

Which translates to “You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I’d say ‘life has passed me by and i did nothing’. But i’m here to tell you that’s not true: you have a lot of fucking time”

[antiwaradvocates]

Sacheen Littlefeather has passed away on October 2nd 2022 . While people remember her for her acceptance speech on behalf of Marlon Brando, know that she also ended the media blackout of the Wounded Knee occupation, won an Emmy & co-founded the American Indian AIDS Institute of San Francisco.