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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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The Bright Sessions
bliss lane
Kiana Khansmith
izzy's playlists!
noise dept.
Keni
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sade Olutola
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
if i look back, i am lost
Discoholic 🪩
pixel skylines
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Dad
Dear dad,
I was shitting my guts out this morning. You saw how horrible I looked. How sick I was. How awful I felt.
Yet, you felt the need to tell me that I can’t miss school due to taking dual credit.
I went to school and shit my pants.
I embarrassed myself more than you could ever believe.
But I didn’t miss class.
Are you happy?
Things about me that shouldn’t be controversial:
My gender
My sexuality/romantic orientation
Things about me that should be controversial:
The fact that I like pineapple on pizza
Reasons that I am basically a dad
-really bad at dancing
-calls everyone a stupid nickname (buddy, pal, champ...)
-takes pride in how well the lawn is mowed
-only listens to the oldies station
-says things like “skidaddle”
-TAKES PRIDE IN HOW WELL THE LAWN IS MOWED
-talks to all the neighbors about everything and anything
-only wears sneakers
-has a collection of really bad jokes and puns
-is always wrong, even when right
-very one sided about anything ever
-L O O K AT THE L A W N
You would not believe your balls
If ten million pokéballs
Fantasy Broadway
I have a new fun game for Broadway nerds like myself. It’s kinda like Fantasy Football but for Broadway musicals.
So here’s how it works!
You build your “Team” by picking 3 musicals currently on Broadway, and you get points for things that your shows accomplish or things that you personally accomplish for your musicals.
You can have 1 musical in common with someone else, but your team cannot be exaclty the same as some else’s.
So here’s how the points work!
(All points are subject to change)
CAST ACCOMPLISHMENTS: -50 points for every night a swing/understudy/standby goes on for one of your leads -100 points for every new addition to your cast -200 points for any cast member making their Broadway debut in your show
SHOW ACCOMPLISHMENTS: -100 points for every time your show sells out -50 points for any celebrities in the audience TONYS: (The Tony accomplishments DO NOT COUNT from the previous Tony awards your shows may have won. These only apply for shows that may be nominated in upcoming Tony awards.) -250 points for every Tony nomination -500 points for every Tony win (including individual actors)
PERSONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS: -200 points for any Playbills you own from one of your shows (does not have to be recent. Broadway Playbills only. School productions, local productions, etc. are excluded.) -250 points for each Playbill with original casts (does not qualify for previous points. Same rules apply.) -100 points for a touring cast Playbill [Bonus 25 points for any cast autographs on Playbills] -750 points for seeing a show on touring cast (past 5 years apply) -1,000 points for seeing a show on Broadway (past 2 years apply)
Prompts can definitely be added upon request! I’ve claimed my shows; Dear Evan Hansen, School of Rock, and Kinky Boots. DM me if you’d like to play along!!
When you’re falling in a forest, and there’s nobody around
All you want is for somebody to find you
I just wanna make sure nobody forgets that this exists and it is awesome.
THE FUNNY THING IS THIS ISN’T EDITED. GERARD ACTUALLY SAT AND SUNG NA NA NA IN SIMLISH.
THERE’S LYRICS
Sha gimme sha gimme sha Wes a neeba Mes ooney wada da bramya na Es zu weeba In a deg In a shat With an “X” abba zor Nibby zor nibby zor nibby zor Wada bin winny natty-
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Bana zun cure enay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Daba a nenetay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Wa pan eshabatay Brabd en zerb shee-mo-nay-shun
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Pasha a nagatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA We nasa wogatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Win gonna sagatay Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun Za gimme za gimme za
Es zabsu wabu aba shab la Wab nada zeda little braz dans Wab neba zenny noba mas lan Wa tinga zatlan (nananananananana) He sifta nanny made a blascan Prussy du was ana
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Foo noova wanatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Back ana kannasay A fwingsu whata say Prow in dur sa-ca-nay-shun
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Pasha a nagatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA We nasa wogatay win gonna sagatay Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun
Ewag nere, wap zow All ze nayd in gattory nitty Na pitta vilzin tayz their open wilpy zalms Why dinny daggers up to leven Itala boony bralls ab ze mittezen brats Yak angels made bo zeon and blabbing garbage ZEEM OUT—Rat rowaids us? Eb zo whine nopen dorbs
Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho But neeb zim, neeb zim wants to bly Wabba tie wabba tie wabba tie Wabba tie, Wabba Za bashy gooby zaba
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Make zo apology NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ee vada wickasay Ab salla loratay Tashy zurb—Boo-dee-cor-ay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Bab naba bobatay Was napa seepashay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ee bapa shobbycay Ban zee la burgindory Bap my lair, zab and vore me bull na bin Leb nis zurb expnode
tHIS SHOULD BE ILLEGA L IM DY IGN
sA VE M E
THIS IS REAL IM DYING
Have you been slowly dying since April 27th, the day Fall Out Boy announced a new song and album? Do you play Young and Menace and Champion on repeat everyday, hopelessly waiting for the day Mania officially gets released? Have you spent so much time and money towards Mania era already that Fall Out Boy themselves should be in debt to you? If so, then this is the net for you!!
✩ Rules:
- mbf admins florence and blair (optional: jessa + haz)
- fill out an application
- track the tag #maniahypenet
- follow the net blog to find out the results!
- reblog this post
✩ Why should you join?
- fun groupchat!!
- make friends you can cry over fob with
- lots of supportive mutuals
We will be choosing 10-15 people, so reblog!!, the deadline for applications is July 12th and we will announce the members soon after!!
that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this
AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE
i’m gonna
this is not okay
UM
i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS
so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks
my body is ready
I got 100 potatoes
seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…
maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…
WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT
So far I’ve gotten fight me, pop corn, SJELETONS, and toe
WHENEVER I REBLOG THIS I GET LIKE TWENTY DOOT DOOT’S BUT FROM DIFFERENT ANONS
COME AT ME ANONS
DO IT
i want asks :[
HIT ME
LET’S GO
Looking for validation :X hit me up
i love this
HIT ME UP PLEASE
Zootopia Characters as Zodiacal Signs
Judy Hopps : Aquarius
Nick Wilde : Sagittarius
Gideon Grey : Aries
Finnick : Gemini
Mr.Big : Scorpio
Dawn Bellwether : Virgo
Gazelle : Taurus
Manchas : Capricorn
Mr.Otterton : Cancer
Bogo : Libra
Lionheart : Leo
Flash : Pisces
IF YOU’VE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU HONESTLY (x)
reblogging ‘cause it sounds like a background music in a fantasy novel/movie.
i am crying
@trhmns
teen titans go ft. fall out boy → chapter one: i saw you dance
Can we just talk about how Andy doesn't have a mouth
we’re only liars, but we’re the best
commission for a twitter user. Recent.
Awww!!
💜💛🖤
Support nonbinary people who aren’t teenagers!
if fall out boy come off hiatus i’m dropping out of school and following them around the world via kayak
too beautiful not to reblog
I am so proud of this person
Congragulations, you basically just killed your chance to get payed anything higher then minimum wage in America, to follow a band around.
why do all americans on this website assume everyone else is american that is what i want to know
The sheet says Phoenix… A city in Arizona… In… The U.S. …
and above that it says Melbourne…. A city in Victoria… In…. Australia…. because phoenix…. is…… a song
This still really is incredibly stupid tho
my high school diploma acceptance letter into my first preference university and I are all devastated that u think i am stupid :(((
IT GOT BETTER
