An Amorphous Collection of Shapes in a Wizard Robe

😐 older than you 🚯 wizard 🧙 blogging from a little cottage by the mountains 🏔 any/all pronouns

[vaguewizard]

Girl help my spell backfired and now I'm just a collection of shapes that vaguely resemble a Human Person in a wizard robe :0

Edit: I can now shapeshift

(@vagueshape is my main)

[lanceed]

Wizard system of a down be like: Theyre trying to build a prism

[this-site-isnt-safe-for-me]

if you put harry potter on my dash in any way its gonna be an automatic murder of you

[agentjx7]

the thing about Summon Ketamine Ape is that ketamine is a depressant. famously a tranquilizer. the Ketamine Ape would maybe be a decent hang, but his ass is not useful in a wizard battle. Summon Methamphetamine Ape, on the other hand,

[waterdhaviancheeses]

Single Mages are dying to meet you!

[pissvortex]

[dogpuppy]

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Wizard Spell

[thefuzzhead]

Me, literally pouring my morning cup of coffee and opening tumblr: I wonder what the wizards are up to today.

[theskullofjudgement]

CHOOSE

THE EVIL SKULL

THE LAUGHING SKULL

THE EMOTIONLESS SKULL

THE FIERCE SKULL

Voting ended onDec 26, 2025

[wetchickenbreast]

the wizard roleplay on this site is such a strange phenomenon like it’s just always something that’s There and i never usually stop to think about it

[mikubinders]

it's not roleplay they are real wizards talking to each other

[wetchickenbreast]

oh my bad sorry for invalidating the wizard community

[sacred-portal]

[somepunknamedshae]

You cannot be following me if you got a hogwarts house in your bio. Get a fucking grip.

[quixotic-dragon]

Personal gold stars

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Wizard Spell

[binding-vow-merchant]

Woah man, this wizard hike is invigorating. I just saw some guy clap his hands together and say "Breeze of the Seven Mountains" or something, and everyone around him was swathed in a chilling mist and had their exhaustion vanish. People didn't even look up, that's how captivating the Twelveswood is. I'm over here casting granola and level 2 cooling. I think I just heard someone say "Power word: Refreshments" up ahead. I gotta get up there.

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.