Just a bunch of fandoms

24. bi. They/them . [hockey blog: maybe-seggy-will-be-our-always bc I follow from here]

[misterstevens]

2 rats (oil on panel 8″x8″)

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[kraetys]

This post gets worse every reblog

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

yet im not Abel to scroll past

[schmuckered]

This post hit me like a rock to the head

[nikkoliferous]

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

forgive me father for sometimes i just say things

[moon-jellie]

Alarm cock is this anything

[sesamie-moving]

they call it a rooster i think

[porcelaindust]

[frogsuggest]

Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

[nascentnaturalist]

[frogsuggest]

Look upon this mighty work! Our Lady resplendent in gold!

[catchymemes]

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[ohevoyev]

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

[tathrin]

[ampervadasz]

[talizoraa]

[catchymemes]

[catboyphobic-deactivated2021021]

Holding my laughter in so hard

[cinnamonsprankles]

I'm sorry who the FUCK tagged this as oshacore that is the funniest thing I've seen all day

[lizluvscupcakes]

Laugh all you want, my man is visible in dark environments and unlikely to be struck by oncoming vehicles

[bruciemilf]

I use your man to mark down notes I'll never read

[catchymemes]

[capacity2]

They hate us and want us to die