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[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[pseudocapsicum]

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[everyday-cutephoto]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

[ruinedchildhood]

[king-the-pathetic]

Devastating, he went out in the rain without his little yellow raincoat

[importantpics]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[robot-stop]

The funniest part of this is that Jotaro wasn't even doing this as a bluff he just legitimately sucks so bad

[depsidase]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(at the router conference pulling my cloak to the side to reveal the belkin insignia on my tunic) i represent belkin. let me pass.

[thefloatingstone]

I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for "Edgelord" but theirs translates to "8th grader"

[holmoris]

it's not even '8th grader' it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. i diagnose you with edgelord

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

[weirdgaydog-deactivated20260225]

?

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[importantpics]

[horsefigureoftheday]

She's in full snork mimimi mode

[postoctobrist]

have you ever been to a cat cafe? what do you think of the idea?

I worry about having a kind of ‘thinking the stripper likes me’ relationship with an animal