Spiderrat

He/They Feed me cheese and flies

[gamergoose]

Jonah Magnus died doing what he hated most.

Dying.

[thespiderrat]

Why does everything have point score these days

What am I earning points for. I saw a point tally on my LAPTOP today. I’m not a dog I don’t need a reward system 😔😔

[thespiderrat]

I keep a picture of my dog (who is no longer alive) as my lock screen partly because I loved him, and also because occasionally my friends will see it and go

“Aww how’s your dog?”

And I will turn to them fully deadpan and say

“Dead.”

And they have the most devastated reaction everytime because they forgot.

[thespiderrat]

Today I drew something and made the catastrophic mistake of giving them six fingers.

So basically I should probably be burned at the stake or something idk

[thespiderrat]

I need to get better at fanart for some reason I just am incapable of it.

[thespiderrat]

“But Blue, if you don’t want to be cold when you wake up surely you should close your windows?”

I WANT TO BE COLD WHEN I GO TO SLEEP </3

[unintentional-sad-wizard]

How does Jonah Magnus handle transferring his consciousness into a new body every few decades I can barely handle upgrading to a new phone

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

i hate it when tumblr randomly moves me down when im scrolling. put me back this instant

[thespiderrat]

Why must Waterboy be so hard to draw.

[dispatchincorrectquotes]

Waterboy: Is five a lot of followers?

Prism: Depends on the context.

Prism: On social media? No, not a lot of followers.

Prism: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

[barry2018-2023]

it's SO important to spend lots and lots of time on shit that no one cares about but you and does not enhance your life in any way

[8nin]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[sunsugarsuntzu]

I love the ending to the Truman show like "we don't see what happens after he goes through the door because it's none of our business" like yes yes YESSS I love you Truman show

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[mewy101]

yeah

[youdontknowhowtodiequietly]

"I don't want to become a mystery. I refuse to become another goddamn mystery" what if I exploded?

[thespiderrat]

How mysterious of you…

[cholerascum]

hey what if I killed you and ate you and killed you and ate you

[thespiderrat]

I think I’d be killed and eaten