The Stoned Zombie

28. Try this new thing called adulting. Just another case of the fuck-its.

[runningwithhelicopters]

Hot.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[tentavamp]

penis unbelievable, penis inconceivable, the true form of the penis will never be perceivable

[amvs]

[delirious--mistakes]

[scumfuckus]

2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

[illumineeti]

[howelljenkins]

IF SOKKA LET HIS HAIR DOWN HE’D GET JUST AS MUCH HYPE AS ZUKO

[howelljenkins]

name a badder bitch. I’ll wait

[lafortis]

[toastbutteregg]

[black-kids]

[gotsteakhoe-gotbeef-deactivated]

Lmao she lookin like “nigga, HELP ME”

[tiktokarchive]

[cockyroaches]

(gentle, calm purring)

(incoherent heavy breathing followed by just some Crazy licking to taste that shit)

(purring, again, but a little bit more curious this time)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[shutyourmoustache]

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

[memewhore]

[thebibliosphere]

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

[thebibliosphere]

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

[thebibliosphere]

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

[thebibliosphere]

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

[suspiciouscoconut]

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

[slussy666-deactivated20150511]

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

[damnitrj]

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

…a doctor who built a body.

[cthulhubert]

For what is possibly the first time in the history of pop culture somebody actually really specifically does mean the doctor… and someone tries to correct them.

[emolove-inactive]

*quicksaves before stealing a necklace at hottopic*

[emolove-inactive]

Employee: theif!

*battle music starts*

Me: *sighs and crouches in the corner*

Employee: huh? Must of been my imagination.

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[bakwaaas]

should I walk 10 minutes to McDonald’s for an apple pie? 🤔

[bakwaaas]

god wish I had a husband rn who could drive and get me the apple pie I crave

[bakwaaas]

I went and got it myself, fuck men I’m a strong independent woman

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]